A neutron walks into a bar ...

and asks how much for a drink,

the bartender replies "For you no charge"

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👤︎ u/growupyall
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?

He was traveling light

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My wife walked into our bedroom while I was napping and yelled "It's time to leave, get up!"

I said "Sssshh! These are my sleeping quarters" and pointed to some change I had on the bedside table. She was stunned, then she groaned and walked out.

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👤︎ u/WrexKwonDo
📅︎ Jun 19 2015
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What do you call a penny that thinks for itself?

A centient!

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👤︎ u/oceansnowe
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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