Okay one thing I donβt understand is why people in Lebanon have this crazy obsession with it , itβs a tiny piece of empty land with no resources . The U.N. has ruled, and Israel and March 14 said that the shebaa is Syrian territory and the Syrian regime has documents that would harm the Lebanese claim to it. So why are so many Lebanese still trying to claim it as part of Lebanon?
Any clarification would be greatly appreciated.
Press Conference in Beirut
β’Hanna Gharib, the current leader of the Lebanese Communist Party have said that the party will do what it takes to Liberate the Shebaa Farms from Israeli occupation.
He added that the Party doesn't get much recognition for it's defence of Lebanon in 2006 along Hezbollah and neither its combat against ISIS and Al Nusra near the borders.
"The party will get the recognition it deserves soon enough and that's a guarantee from me to all of our member." - Hanna Gharib
The part which have fought during the Civil War and the Israeli invasion of South Lebanon have gained many supporters over the years but not enough considering it's sacrifices according to its major members.
Popular Guard Headquarters in Houla
This Letter to be opened immediately by all battalion leaders.
ALL YOUR MEN TO BE POSITIONED AS FOLLOW :
1ST, 2ND, 3RD, 4TH BATTALIONS TO BE MOBILIZED.
NUMBER OF THE GUARDS WILL BE INCREASED TO 5000 WITH IMMEDIATE CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS.
Erase this letter when received.
2000 Militiamen divided as following :
-2 Rifleman battalions. (500 each.)
-1 Anti Armor battalion. (500)
-1 Sharpshooter battalion. (500)
Orders are to dig in and camouflage all mortars, technicals and launchers.
Fake positions and guns will be made to deceive reconnaissance missions.
IED are to cover main roads and flat terrains with boobytarps near each defensive positions.
Tandem warheads for the Type 69 launchers be used exclusively for anti-tank hunting while HEI (Incendiary) shall be used for anti infantry attacks and scorched earth tactics.
Technicals armed with Type63 launchers are to change positions immediately after firing.
WAIT FOR RESPECTIVE ORDERS TO BEGIN THE OPERATION.
HOLD FIRE AND ONLY RETURN WHEN BEING FIRED AT.
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We are the army left after the wars.
We are the one faced by fire.
We faced Fire and Powder.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
They were cooked in Greece.
