She's All That Puns

A list of puns related to "She's All That"

Ny wife's got so fat, that I've had to keep all the fattening stuff at a place she can't reach....

The floor .

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I am worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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A sheep dog tells her owner she found all fifty sheep. Her owner says that there should only be 46

The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”

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👤︎ u/PoeJascoe
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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My daughter tells me that she wants to live in a nice house with her friends when they all have stable jobs.

I said, “Well sweetie, that’s nice, but I just can’t see you and your friends shoveling manure for a living.”

To which she replied, “Oh no? I thought you said that I could be president if I wanted to!”

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👤︎ u/pippingigi
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...

So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.

(Cancel on me)

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👤︎ u/zibblezabbledabble
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.

I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.

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👤︎ u/Yetanotherrob
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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My wife found out that I was cheating on her after she found all those letters I was hiding..

She got so mad and said she's never going to play Scrabble with me ever again.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jun 24 2018
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Our family went on a long hike, and our youngest son kept slipping and falling. My wife comforted him, saying, "Don't worry, honey, after we get through this snowy part it's all cake after that." "Don't believe a word she says," I interjected...

"There's no cake, it's all just rocks and dirt."

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👤︎ u/Cronenberg_C137
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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My friend Abbey told me that she's "heard them all" from "crabby Abbey" to Abi-one Kenabi. It's her birthday and I know we can do better.

Comment your best "Abbey" puns. Bonus points: her last name rhymes with "long". Or... dong, I guess. So.... long.

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👤︎ u/Punnishment
📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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My co-worker commissioned this drawing for her daughter for Christmas, who said that all she wanted was "peace on earth"... etsy.com/listing/17350414…
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👤︎ u/ekwegener
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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My wife claims that she can remove my chest hair without any pain at all.

I don’t think she will be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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