Why did the fan say no to Paul McCartney’s marriage proposal?

Because it could only oscillate horizontally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimakkan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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John-Paul, Georgian Ringo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What did Paul McCartney say when he met John’s new girlfriend?

Ono, Ono, Ono no no no...

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Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"

I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AintNoSundanceKid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Everyone knows The Beatles, but do you know The Laundry Beatles?

It's members are

Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch

... And George Harrison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible

He never Saul Jesus coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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SLogan Paul

If Logan Paul was an activist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bipolarbear1797
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I have a baby boy named Shane.

Whenever I see him, he makes me happy. I tell him, β€œYou are my son, Shane.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightningxcookie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Paul Wahlberg owns Wahlburgers

If he owned Wal-Mart, would it be called Wahl-Mart?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/26SobbingHorses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Somebody asked, "Who is your favorite Beatle? John, Paul, George, or Ringo?"

I said, "I like Pete Best."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juevolitos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy

It's not like I did something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sash_Mystq
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Then it must be Paul’s, y’all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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"Phyrigian mode."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbnp19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.

That makes me a re-Pete offender

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Herbie
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?

At a shop on the road to Damaskus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regfol31
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Whats the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul?

Hitler knew when to kill himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tH1CCDeNs3B01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudolkr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Whenever I'm sad my German friend throws bread at me

A nice game of gluten tag always cheers me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What if Jeans was actually pronounced like Jean. Like in Jean Paul Marat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I added Paul Walker as a friend on X-box...

But he spends all his time on his dashboard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Paul bears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meinThanos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do after an argument?

They KISS and makeup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Paul the chemist makes a bad pun

Paul's friends: dipole

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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What did the German guy say to Shane after he helped him out?

Danke, Shane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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My friend Izzy wanted to furnish her new apartment, so I took her to furniture store owned by 3 carpenters, all named Paul.

Two of them were still apprentices and learning the trade, but the third was a master at the craft and was also my friend. They were currently busy in the workshop working on a set of great wooden letters which spelled "BEAST". "Is your friend Paul the one working on the misshapen B?" Izzy asked. "Nope, that's not him.", I replied. "So is it the one working on the crooked E?"she responded. "Most certainly not!" I answered. I finally saw him and exclaimed, "On ST is the best Paul, Izzy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastJoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I tried to high five Logan Paul reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/socco51
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

because the horse was too heavy to carry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImARiceBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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It's a original NES Paul
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnodwinkwink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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I didn't recognize Paul Bettany as the villain in the the new Solo Start Wars movie.

I guess my Vision's going bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrentlam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Paul's an assistant at a butcher shop . He's 6 foot tall and wears a size 9 shoe . What does he weight ?

Meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Pope John-Paul should've been succeeded by Pope George-Ringo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon this weekend

He was banned on the run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxfunk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Does anyone know Bruce Lee's dad's name?

It's always been a Mr. Lee to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonediggerninja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I hope Fast & Furious 10 is called "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts "
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kopfler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"

"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says, "you have to find the Logger-rhythm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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NBA players like to tell stories about Paul Bunyan.

They're really into tall tales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Paul got his name changed in the Bible...

He never Saul it coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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58 years ago today, Ringo joined forces with John, Paul, and George.

Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejeanspiano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I’m always robbing Peter to pay Paul.

I guess that makes me a re-Pete offender.

Sorry if you’re a-Pauled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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By George said Paul sitting on the John...

Where’d my Ringo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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