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Seymour Puns

A list of puns related to "Seymour"

It's a pity we won't seymour Hoffman
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👤︎ u/Therandominator100
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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Did you hear the one about Seymour?

He got new glasses.

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👤︎ u/Reindin
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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What do you call a guy who has better than 20/20 vision?

Seymour.

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👤︎ u/PoopsMcWillie
📅︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why did the pricipal from the Simpsons get glasses...?

To Seymour

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👤︎ u/EgonIsCoolCat
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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Born to be an anesthesiologist.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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What was the name of the prophet?

Seymour

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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Did you hear about the man who invented a glass bra?

His name was Seymour Tit

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👤︎ u/SxanPardy
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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A stranger got me while asking for directions.

I'm driving around looking for a friend's house who's just moved in and my phone's dead so I can't look it up.

I see a guy so I stop to ask him, "What's the best way to get to Seymour Road?"

"Get a bigger windscreen."

I laughed against my will.

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👤︎ u/ryanocerous123
📅︎ May 09 2015
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My dad on sea world laying people off

Dad: did you see that sea world is laying off some of their employees?

Me: yeah! They laid off the mimes at The Clyde and Seymour show!

Dad: you know why right?

Me: no, why?

Dad: cause they couldn't say anything about it...

Groans all around

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👤︎ u/Rockledgeskater
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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