It's a pity we won't seymour Hoffman
Did you hear the one about Seymour?
He got new glasses.
What do you call a guy who has better than 20/20 vision?
Seymour.
Why did the pricipal from the Simpsons get glasses...?
To Seymour
Did you hear about the man who invented a glass bra?
His name was Seymour Tit
New book recommendations from Dad!
Brown Spots on the Wall by Woo Flung Poo
Yellow River by I. P. Nightly
Under The Bleachers by Seymour Bawtz
40 Yards to the Outhouse written by Will E. Mayket, illustrated by Betty Whont
A stranger got me while asking for directions.
I'm driving around looking for a friend's house who's just moved in and my phone's dead so I can't look it up.
I see a guy so I stop to ask him, "What's the best way to get to Seymour Road?"
"Get a bigger windscreen."
I laughed against my will.
My dad on sea world laying people off
Dad: did you see that sea world is laying off some of their employees?
Me: yeah! They laid off the mimes at The Clyde and Seymour show!
Dad: you know why right?
Me: no, why?
Dad: cause they couldn't say anything about it...
Groans all around
