It's the size of a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine.
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👤︎ u/hellABunk
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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