Welcome anyone there! I introduce you simple fighter (47 parts total)

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Overview

NKBS Kondor (NKBR Kondor in Remia*) (Russian: Кондор; English: Condor) is a lightweight home guard fighter designed in the 1970s as part of program "Home guard of the future (Ополчение будущего)" by Severian National Design Office (Национальное конструкторское бюро Северии).

History

The Severia's National Home guard requested to form their own air forces to intercept bombers of an alleged enemy and do "partisan warfare" in the air, attacking transport aircraft while main airforces are dealing with fighters and escorts. Such ideas have appeared in 1968 and the idea came to the Directorate of War Affairs (Ministry of defense so to say). And the Directorate requested to do some sketches for the lightweight fighter which will be fast and highly maneuverable and can be piloted by pilots with low qualification.

In 1969 the sketches were introduced to the Directorate. It was developed quickly (It took around a year and several months) and approval was given. The prototype flew in 1970 and after corrections, it was adopted in 1972 as Kondor.

After the Rehm's coup, the fighter was serving in Zemskoye Opolcheniye (Land militia), reformed SNHG without Severian National culture with Remist orders and regulations, and was fighting with the Eletherians. The fighter was weak against Eletherian F-25 because Glaffvozhd decided to use offensive doctrine for the home guard rather than defensive one, as planned Severians.

But sic semper tyrannis and Remia fell into a civil war and was easily wiped out by the Committee for Restoration of Severia and the fighter was serving to renewed SNHG. The fighter was retired in 2045.

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Weaponry

4 x AAMs "Edelweiss"

1 x 34-mm revolver cannon with 1700 rpm PAR-C (Пушка автоматическая, револьверная типа "C (Здесь Ц)"; Pushka avtomaticheskaya, revolvernaya typa "C"; Automatic revolver cannon type C)

Characteristics

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>!*Severia was renamed to Remia cause of Rehm's coup d'etat and strengthening his personality cult. I've deiced to name him after

So I'm behind on the RP I'm writing for this (which I'll hopefully have either this or next week) but because of the al-Nusra conflict I need to have this be official for mechanical purposes.

Expanding to Catarinia (north of me, in old Severia) as of 370 bce (roughly). Nowadays it's a level 3 satellite.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)