Secret (deodorant brand) Puns

So we're on our way back from getting lunch and the girl coworker that was driving said she may have forgotten to put deodorant on in the morning. There was a bottle of 'Secret' brand deodorant in her car that she grabbed before heading back into the office.

Later on at the lunch table, we were talking about rumors and secrets.

She said "there are secrets everywhere!"

I said "Not under your arms there isn't!"

We all chuckled.