Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?
Poor thing turned into a sea lion.
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?
ion
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?
bad ass
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,"What will it be Mr seal?"
The seal responds,"anything but a Canadian Club"
My wife called me at work and told me one of our envelopes is giving her an attitude
I told her I will address it when I get home
What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
All the seals!
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
"Navy Seal." reddit.com/gallery/jhn7l8
My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
... so I bought a seal iron
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?
They're both koala-tea-seals!
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
What's the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?
"I o n"
What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?
Canadian Club.
A magician was walking down the street
Then he turned into a shop.
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.
I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque .
I once wanted to read a publication about aquatic mammals...
but it remained a book with seven seals to me.
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
Because he couldn’t see that whale
I had to throw an entire box of animal crackers away.
The seal was broken.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!!!
What does a seal study in school?
Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ....
