A list of puns related to "Seabed Constructor"
Swire has recently closed its Swire Seabed division in Norway and Constructor now belongs to Swire Pacific based out of Singapore. Hence the name change to Pacific Constructor.
https://photos.marinetraffic.com/ais/showphoto.aspx?photoid=3772280&size=full
This thread will be used for updating Seabed Constructor's position.
On either Big Ocean Data or Marine Traffic
https://i.imgur.com/S3DMSQn.png
https://i.imgur.com/mXEySSW.png
Seabed Constructor finished a survey off of Mauritainia and is now headed across the Atlantic ocean with her AIS destination set to Port Of Spain, Trinidad. This is the wrong direction if she were going to search for MH370. I would not go so far as say this rules out a search this season, but it does not look good at this point.
https://i.imgur.com/SGDsrxO.jpg
Wildcard - Ocean Infinity is supposed to add a 3rd vessel by the end of the year.
Could someone who has access to ship tracking sites upload where seabed is? Or could you give me site where i can check without purchasing sth?
http://www.bilder-upload.eu/upload/3305aa-1523802594.jpg
I will be using this thread to post updates of Seabed Constructors position, at least for now.
Seabed Constructor continues to make progress. She is now approaching the east coast of South America
https://imgur.com/R6Y88dC
About 9 hours and 127 nautical miles from the search area. She is expected to hit the ground running and will begin launching AUVs on arrival. I would caution not to expect initial results for maybe a week. The HUGINs have 50 hours endurance and it could take the same amount of time to examine the data. Patience will be needed. The weather looks great. The first, Primary area of 5000 square km should take about a week based on Ocean Infinity's claim of up to 1200 sq km a day. I will update again when Seabed Constructor reaches the search area.
You can always find the tracking updates through the link on the sidebar ------------------------------------------>
Current track map
https://imgur.com/a/pB9aT
Surface wind forcast for the next 7 days
https://giphy.com/gifs/l49JIV9C7GcRSJ8iI/html5
According to OI's website, Seabed Constructor is equipped with two ROV's.
The first is a 6000 meter rated Kystdesign Supporter Work Class ROV
https://kystdesign.no/rovs/supporter-work-class-rov/
The other is a 5000 meter rated Shilling HD Work Class ROV
http://www.swireseabed.com/assets/schilling-hd-rov
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
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