Sea God Puns

A list of puns related to "Sea God"

Which gum does the ancient Greek God of the Sea prefer?

Trident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haipoopoetry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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Percy Jackson, son of the sea God. Did not do well in school.

His grades were below C level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twindadlife
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Someone asked me ,”who was the Greek god of the sea” I got the question wrong

I made a terrible mythake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icantevenread24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.

They were just beta fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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What should you do if you are addicted to Sea Weed?

Sea Kelp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetavator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxterchief99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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