My Scottish friend makes macro-drills and their accessories...
He likes his job, a wee bit.
I asked my Scottish friend how many lovers he's had.
He started to count, but soon fell asleep.
A Scottish piece of copper wire walks into a bar, and his friend challenges him to drink a pint of beer in under 2 seconds. He responds...
I conduit
I'm from Scotland so a friend asked me if I'm fully Scottish
I said no I'm just scott-ish
