My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
Did you know Po from kung fu panda , got a tattoo on his toe...
They now call him Potato.
A computer science student attended a gender studies lecture
When nonbinary gender was being discussed they immediately shouted "Which gender is one and which is 0"
At a science lab I saw a very depressed-looking skeleton sitting in the corner.
The lab tech said the skeleton had nobody.
The science guy created a potentially world destroying acid/toxic waste
What did the science teacher yell to his loud class?
Science puns make me numb
But math puns make me number.
I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.
One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.
I hate the cash register I have to use at work
I was commenting on how everyone at my cousin's science academy commencement looked like cylinders.
Since they're all... graduated.
I came in first at the science fair and received a new telescope...
It wasn’t bad for a constellation prize.
Not sure if OP was going for a pun
When you die and donate you body to science...
A science pun, a secret pun.
My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....
I once went to a science themed orgy...
My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
The lard ash was everywhere!
The Science of The Lambs.
What do you call an acid that’s a bully?
Dad, can brown-eyed parents give their kids blue genes?
Me: Why of course, son - and sometimes even khakis or chinos if the parents are more stylish.
[Made up by me on the spot in response to my son's question about their biology unit in science class].
What do you call someone that studies the science of wish granting?
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
How did the biologist annoy the mathematician?
He said: "cells multiply by dividing"
It took me months to forgive my science teacher for wearing this to school.
Science calls it as "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo", whereas I call it as..
Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.
My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said
Has science gone too far?
Maybe, I can barely see it from here.
If science has taught me anything, it’s to never trust an Adam
My health science teacher said to drink milk to neutralize the acid in bleach
I told her she told us a lye
I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school
I lost My Chemical Romance
How do astronauts blow their nose?
Easy, it's snot rocket science.
My wife said, “I don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
When you die and donate your body to science...
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