I’ve lost my scapegoat.

I have nobody to blame but myself.

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📅︎ May 17 2020
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My proudest produce-based joke at work today.

I work at a grocery store where we sell fresh produce, and a costumer was asking about the ramps we have on the counter, asking if they were scapes. I look him dead in the eye and reply "No, these are ramps. Though ramps are a good means of a scape (escape)."

He started laughing while his wife just groaned at our sense of humor.

I then proceeded to tell it to all of my co-workers much to their dismay.

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📅︎ May 11 2014
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