A list of puns related to "SSS Defence"
TITLE HAS THE WRONG DATE - ITS THE 13th OF JUNE, NOT 30th
Calendar Details:|2021-06-13 19:00|Arma 3|Operation Lock The Wardrobe|
**INFO:**
Where? MC Arma 3 Server
When? 1900 UTC
When should I update the mods? As soon as you can, PM me with issues.
If you have any issues with any of them, or anything really, do not hesitate to contact me or any of the other helpers on TeamSpeak. Discord DM is the easiest way to get a hold of me.
This will be a 2h00 mission. It will start at 19:00 UTC. There will be a briefing in TS at 18:30 for leadership roles. There will be a slotting-up period at 18:45.
Required for TS briefing: all bolded roles, which means CO, 2ic, RTO, head surgeon, both bearers, Logistics leader, both pilots, Squad leaders and Fire Team Leaders.
Alpha squad in its entirely will also be required for a separate briefing during slotting-up.
additional notes:
This mission happens in an alternate universe. Criticisms about historical accuracy should be shouted down an empty can of microwave noodles.
Map and loadout notes:
Illumination effects enabled. Ace interact when looking at your map to turn on your flashlight. Flashlights are only available for some leadership slots. If you want a flashlight, want to know your loadout, or would like your loadout slightly tweaked in some way, you may message Duck on the discord to get specific items if you wish, within reason and the βrealisticβ loadouts being used here.
**BACKGROUND**
The year is 1965. The 1st cavalry division, one of the first in Viet Nam, is establishing its base in the Quang Tri valley, which has been quiet for several years. This is not going to last. According to intelligence obtained by informants deeper in the jungle, the VC are eyeing the valley, and in 12-18 months will be planning to move into it. We anticipate that they will do this by approaching from the eastern sector, which they control already, seeking out a fordable area in the river, and traversing at night with heavy equipment with which to begin establishing their presence.
We anticipate that this move will begin in 12 months, roughly, as the VC have been severely weakened by American opening moves in the campaign. However, they have probably already begun sending in scouts to look at potential fording areas and identify weak points in our defences. Our task now is therefore to intensify our patrols, by car and by foot, and gain experience in conducting such patrols, and dealing with isolated scouts. W
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The video: https://youtu.be/8WH0H-AAGgc
Rough translations:-
Fuse
STR: 31%
END: 68%
DEX: 97%
AGI: 93%
INT: 39%
WIL: 80%
LOV: 50%
CHA: 52%
Ability 1: [Round begin] Blunt attack increase for all living allies (medium effect, 3 turns)
Ability 2: [Turn begin] Recover self HP (small effect) and +1 BP (large probability)
Ability 3: Fire up V
Skill 1: 4BP D damage Recover own HP, increase own DEX (small effect), guard up (small effect, 2 turns)
Skill 2: 7BP B damage ST blunt multi-hit (1-2 times)
Skill 3: 16BP S damage [Fast] AOE blunt, morale up (medium) for all living allies (2 turns)
Doll
STR: 30%
END: 48%
DEX: 90%
AGI: 82%
INT: 88%
WIL: 70%
LOV: 41%
CHA: 52%
Ability 1: Evade direct attack (extra large effect) when all allies are alive
Ability 2: [Full HP] Damage increase (extra large effect)
Ability 3: Damage increase (large effect), combo and OD damage increase (large effect)
Skill 1: 5BP C damage ST blunt (special effect: human), unconsciousness when hit (small effect)
Skill 2: 7BP C damage ST shadow, recover hp when hit (small effect), decreases target's STR (small effect)
Skill 3: 11BP SS damage ST blunt/shadow, increases self DEX and INT (large effect)
Cotton
STR: 89%
END: 74%
DEX: 31%
AGI: 97%
INT: 32%
WIL: 73%
LOV: 47%
CHA: 60%
Ability 1: Evade direct attack and counter with skill 1 (rank 1) (large probability)
Ability 2: [Turn begins] Attack up to a random living ally (medium effect, 2 turns), defence up to a random living ally) medium effect, 2 turns)
Ability 3: Damage increase (large effect), combo and OD damage increase (large effect)
Skill 1: 2BP D damage ST blunt, recover own HP (very small effect), taunt (small effect, 4 turns)
Skill 2: 7BP B damage ST blunt, recover own hp when hit (small effect)
Skill 3: 12BP SSS damage ST blunt
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
Well, toucan play at that game.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
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