SCP Puns

A list of puns related to "SCP"

Why is the SCP Foundation so terrible and frightening?

Because they have a lot of canons.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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How does a lawyer die

They commit sue-icide

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👤︎ u/DaddyDawsonUser1
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Why is it called a cup of Joe?

Steve was busy.

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👤︎ u/m_aurelius
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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What type of coffee do they sell at a cannibal cafe?

A cup of Joe

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👤︎ u/Ludicrous_Speeed
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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