SAT 7 Puns

I have a daughter who turns 4 next month. Tonight we were out with my dad for dinner and went back to his house after, where my daughter sat down with a dry erase book to practice making numbers. She drew a scraggly 7, a rough 8, then began making a 10. I told her she forgot the 9. Without missing a beat my dad pipes in "that's because 7 8 9!".

I walked right into it.

My earliest recollection of a dad joke is when I was about 6/7 years old.

We'd just waved bye to the last guests at my party. Understandably, my parents were beyond exhausted, but tidied up anyway. After all was done, we sat in the living room and my dad pulled out a chair from the dining room. He then brought another, and placed it next to it. He did the same again. I had no idea what was going on, until he sat across all three, threw his hands in the air and shouted:

"Three chairs for dad!"

Absolute quality, textbook dad.

So when I was about 7 years old I had a strawberry plant, spring and summer passed and there were no strawberries on it. My Dad came home from food shopping one day and told me to check my plant, so I did and there were these amazing strawberries just perched on top of the plant. I grabbed them and ran in to my Dad(ecstatic that I had grown fruit!) and he was sat there laughing eating a strawberry.