I just never pictured Baltimore cops beings fans of The Pogues, but then again, they're fond of drinking so, I shouldn't be so surprised.
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>***"Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash!"*** - Winston Churchill
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>***"I sometimes play one-handed, for the challenge!"*** - Jared Fogle
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>***“You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.”*** - Boris Johnson
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>***"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong."*** - Stephen Hawking
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>***"Grab them by the control yoke!"*** - Donald Trump
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>***"Speak softly and carry a big stick. Unless you can ride a dinosaur, then do that instead."*** - Theodore Roosevelt
- Do you find the idea of disabling a Commander's engines, shooting out his cockpit canopy, and then shouting "HUZZZAAHHH! LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR!" into local chat amusing?
- Are you interested in Elite-themed drink recipes?
- Do you believe that Deciat is a complete free-for-all including trolling chat by typing out sea shanties?
Then I have the perfect squadron for you!
Join the Imperial Corsairs today! We are a new group currently of about 50 members and we have our own in-game player minor faction! We are nominally a pirate/privateer squad loyal to the Empire as my character has always been a loyal Imperial, PvE NPC diamond piracy has always been my preferred credit grind, and I also have dabbled in some PvP piracy for fun - actual piracy, I don't kill and I carry repair limpets because I am being nice.
That said, in reality, we are interested in mentoring new players, PvE, PvP, and basically all facets of the game. It's really about building a close-knit community with a sense of humor and having fun. We players across the globe, from the US, to Europe, and Asia!
I am looking for both experienced players interested in becoming officers as well as new players looking for a fun squad that doesn't take things too seriously.
...and YES, we actually do have Elite-themed drink recipes on our discord.
The Imperial Corsairs
https://inara.cz/squadron/9259/
Link to our discord
[https://discord.gg/6Jzy7Z8dUb](https://discord.
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The Admiral seized hold of his whip in a fury, his eyes bulging like boiled eggs, and he bellowed, "Hell's bells! Whut did ye jus' say t'me, bye? Ah? Ye dassn't be a smert-mouth cunt wit' me, bye! The old Admiral's gonner take the hide right off yer scrotty liddle backside if ye says that t'me one more time! I swears it on me Mum that I will!"
Jerry was tied face-down onto a rough wooden table. He was naked, and his backside was a bloody mess. One of Jerry's eyes was swollen shut; the other was leaking a steady trail of hot, fat tears down his battered face.
"Please, Mr. Johnson, stop doing this to me! I TOLD you, I'm not in the Navy, I'm your mailman! YOUR MAILMAN, for Christ's sake! Please d-"
The Admiral drove his fist into Jerry's mouth, whap! Jerry spat teeth and groaned. "Ye cheeky little bastard," he growled, "I tells ye not to say such things, but ye goes an' says 'em anyhow. Not in this man's Navy, bye. Not in this man's Navy."
The whip whistled through the air and split skin. The Admiral ignored Jerry's screams. In his Navy, there was going to be some goddamned discipline.
Knocking down bottom-shelf brandy and listening to The Pogues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJt4y4fH938
Gonna work my way into Leonard Cohen and then howl at the moon until Equinox.
My best friend and I love Fallout and had been hoping for a coop Fallout for the better part of a decade. We also like to throw back a few while we game together. I'm also a fan of novelty bottles.
Well, surfing off this high, I reserved one of those Nuka Dark Rum back when I was still hopeful about the game in September. Turns out they weren't planning on shipping until weeks after the game launched. Finally received an update today. Bottles will be shipping soon. Here's the video they included. That cool fancy bottle? Fake. It's a plastic sleeve for a generic bottle. This f****r was $97. What the hell Bethesda.
You know, I really feel for the most hardcore fans. Those suckers are sitting there with their nylon bags, playing their broken game, waiting for their plastic bottle facades.
Never again Bethesda.
Lesson learned.
My best friend and I love Fallout and had been hoping for a coop Fallout for the better part of a decade. We also like to throw back a few while we game together. I'm also a fan of novelty bottles.
Well, surfing off this high, I reserved one of those Nuka Dark Rum back when I was still hopeful about the game in September. Turns out they weren't planning on shipping until weeks after the game launched. Finally received an update today. Bottles will be shipping soon. Here's the video they included. That cool fancy bottle? Fake. It's a plastic sleeve for a generic bottle. This f****r was $97. What the hell Bethesda.
You know, I really feel for the most hardcore fans. Those suckers are sitting there with their nylon bags, playing their broken game, waiting for their plastic bottle facades.
Never again Bethesda.
Lesson learned.
