Ripken Puns

A list of puns related to "Ripken"

Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.

I just sat there like, K.

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👤︎ u/paramedork
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Cow jokes

My carpool buddy was hitting me with these on the way to work today.

"What car do classy cows drive? "

  • Cowdillacs

"What cars do redneck cows drive?"

  • Cowmaros and Moostangs. I added that they are also a fan of COWl induction.

"Who's the longest standing baseball player?"

  • Cowl Ripken

"Have you heard of the famous bovine biologist, Jaques Cowsteau?"

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👤︎ u/makaimashava
📅︎ Mar 28 2014
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