11 Hilarious Riot V Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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👤︎ u/cbt711

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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What do blm protestors and cod players have in common?

They both hate people who use riot shields

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👤︎ u/joemama16839301

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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👤︎ u/Hollowbody57

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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Have you heard the joke about getting rid of covid?

It’s a riot!

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👤︎ u/CodyClay1

📅︎ Jun 10 2020

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Has anyone heard that joke that seemingly cures Covid-19?

I havent yet, but I heard its a riot

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👤︎ u/Durty_Rick_Sanchez

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Did you hear that they came out with a cure for the Coronavirus?

Me neither... But apparently it's a riot!

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👤︎ u/Anthony_014

📅︎ Jun 15 2020

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One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.

It really is a riot.

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👤︎ u/cashmag3001

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.

It would be a riot!

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👤︎ u/flumanchu

📅︎ May 14 2020

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Thousands of people were fighting in the streets

The news said it was a sad situation.

I thought it was a riot.

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👤︎ u/googonite

📅︎ Sep 21 2019

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I just watched a comedy show with three dyslexic comedians.

It was a riot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 01 2018

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What Egyptian Pharroah always smells like poop?

>Toot-ankhaman

My kids had a riot over this.

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👤︎ u/Fubarfrank

📅︎ Sep 08 2017

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