A bird of pray
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O".
Pray-dator
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."
The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.
You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!"
I am probably a type O said the rabbit
What do you get when you cross a priest with an icecream?
A Sundae Mass!
He ate up all his prophets.
TLDR: During my wedding, the priest gave an anti-gay speech. Catholic wedding, 300 people at the church. All Catholics are bigots. First time poster! ;-)
He started off with "marriage is a union between man and wife." He repeated, "man and wife" and went on to say that it really "bothers" him that people want to change this. I just bit my lip, like why in the world does he pick my wedding to say this? What is he trying to accomplish? Did he just wake up that day and say, "I'm going to insult some gay people during this dude's wedding!"
At least two gay couples were sitting there. The priest knows that weddings are attended by people from all religions. My family spent $1000's in plane tickets, and others drove 20 hours to get there. They didn't come to hear some priest's opinion on gay marriage. I felt somewhat responsible, like I hope no one thought we asked him to give this speech!
I was raised Catholic, but never really believed in it spiritually, and the two non-spiritual things, excluding gays and women is just dead wrong. There's no reason for it. I never ran into race issues, or anything else, so I can't personally speak on those. I'm also not anti-religion, but that's just because I think the world is going to burn just fine with or without religion, so I'm not stuck on hating on religion in general.
In the end, I feel it was quite perfect. This priest showed why Catholicism is harmful and opposite of the "love thy neighbor" sentiment. He just reinforced my belief that it's wrong to assign yourself to this religion. I feel very strongly that Catholics cannot separate themselves from this bigotry. Catholics think they can pick and choose which Catholic beliefs they want and I say that's nonsense. Your leader is standing there being a fucking bigot and no one says one word about it! And why should we, that's exactly what the church believes. It's law. Gay weddings are not approved. If you're Catholic, you're a bigot I'm sorry to say.
And to further support my point. Here is an article explaining why Catholics are not bigots. You don't have to read it, but the word gay or sex does not even appear in his article at all. Catholics don't even understand why they are bigots!
https://lifeteen.com/blog/catholic-make-bigot/
And the rabbit says, “Guys, I’m pretty sure I’m a typo.”
Holy Water.
Holy Bread
They named it Holy Mole
He was tried for mass murder
Because you just can’t beat it!
Others have mentioned the influence of the KJV on English theatre tradition and how its tied to Shakespeare so I ask this out of curiosity.
If you notice scenes involving priests and other religious stuff, you'll see not only a lack of emphasis on say for example on the Torah in The Merchant of Venice and the lack of praying to a crucifix in Church scenes and esp the lack of Ave Maria and Marian traditions despite the involvement of priests....
It seems like they chose to leave religious details out or portray them very vaguely......
Is this the result of the Church of England becoming more and more Low Protestant during the reign of Elizabeth Tudor?
How would plays during Shakespeare's life for example show the meetings with the priest of Romeo and Juliet? Would an empty cross be used at the wedding scene to match Queen Tudor Elizabeth's personal beliefs like Crucifix being borderline idolatry (a subject she flipped flopped on throughout her life)?
I notice the lack o emphasis on pagan rituals, etc even when pre-Christian cultures and witches were involved. If Shakespeare for example recited Celtic pagan prayers in MacBeth during the Witch scenes, would that have attracted big trouble for the playwright?
Because coming from a High Church background in the Anglican communion (I'm not quite Anglo-Catholic but my family adopted a mix mash of Romanist and Eastern Orthodox practises blended in with Protestantism), I find it odd that for example when modern stage productions enact the Marriage scene of Romeo and Juliet, they never have a Mary statue in the background despite the story taking place in Italy and the frequent lack of crucifixes in scenes involving priests and churches in Medieval dramas like Richard III and other Henry V.
Bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
B12
But as the body violently smashed around the room, a distorted voice bellowed loudly, "He won't let me out."
He works as a deep friar
The balls are just decoration
The exercist
The nurse asked the rabbit "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type O".
The rabbit said, "I am probably a type O".
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