Finally got to return the favor and dadjoke my dad.

I was watching Michael Collins, a movie about the Irish war of independence, when my dad walked into the room.

"Oh Michael Collins is on, when did it start?" He asked

"Around 1916" I responded

He groaned and then walked out of the room. After many years I have finally gotten him back. This is a pretty big moment for me guys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arcticsandwich
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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Dadjoked by the Costco receipt checker

Ran into Costco to grab a take and bake pizza for dinner. As I handed my receipt (the only item was the pizza) to the guy at the door, I tried to give a lame joke and he returned the favor.

Me: don't lose count now, this is a tough one

Costco guy: well that's awfully cheesy

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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