Ancient Roman bronze retractor, c. 1-100 CE. Retractors are surgical instruments designed to hold back muscles or skin during operations including limb amputations.
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Ancient Roman bronze retractor, c. 1-100 CE. Retractors are surgical instruments designed to hold back muscles or skin during operations including limb amputations. [2832x4256]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chubachus
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He then wants to attract a mate, so he overly bulks up his muscles to compensate for his baby little Weiner...As a man with a 8.72in length 5.925in girth dick who grew my penis through a combination of stretching, jelqing, weights, and growth pills, I can tell the size of your dick by your comments. reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pendlayrose
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The penis is a muscle but there’s no section or equipment in the gym to do β€œdick ups”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppleberryJames
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Would u rather be 300kg of muscle but have a very small penis or be 300kg of pure fat and have a big penis?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdaddy522
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If the penis is a muscle, then masterbating is pulling a muscle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khalixs1
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You can your penis as a lightsaber, so long as you cut the skin and muscle from the base

You feel all of it...

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Penis "muscle-stretching" feeling : A strange kind of penile pleasure : ?

Hi everyone!

So I noticed that when I have an erection and I kind of "flex" my shaft at its base (that is, pull my penis to the side, thus "flexing" it compared to my body), I get a pleasant feeling that feels kind of like you would stretch your muscles/back when waking up for example.

Actually, I also remember that since a very young age, I masturbated (without actually knowing what masturbation was) by lying on my belly and putting a hand or teddy bear under my penis, mostly by stimulating it similarly to what I described above.

Nowadays though I do not masturbate this way and I do not really get this stimulation during sex either, but I believe it is interesting to explore! Any similar experiences?

I also have the feeling that it must have something to do with the inner part of the penis, and maybe taint stimulation might reach to something similar? What's your take on this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotInspiredEnough
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Every muscle becomes stiff the more you use it, except for the penis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogertothex
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Me after doing nothing but holding the retractors all day [Meme]
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Each individual muscle has a penis and mouth and every time you feed or stroke the penis/mouth that muscle gets stronger

every mouth only wants to talk about the big bang theory (the show)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SEAWORLD976
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You know those cheek retractors they use at the dentist?
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Pupper getting bamboozled by a card retractor [r/aww by u/to_the_tenth_power] gfycat.com/advancedunnatu…
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Someone drew a penis with muscles on in a locker
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penis muscle (?)

male, when i start stroking the shaft i'll normally start actioning/pulling a muscle in my penis immediately, which makes for a better sensation. this is the same muscle that can forcibly make my penis go erect further. anyone know what i'm talking about?

thanks very much! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juniosec
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A little pulse retractor trick. Sorry about the completely garbage video v.redd.it/bkatdp9txiu31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StygianFalcon
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Using your highly advanced penis muscles you can control your penis with similar dexterity as your finger. Your penis also emits a creaky door sound effect when you move it.

The volume of the effect could be compared to the volume of an actual old door creaking noise, fairly loud and very noticeable to anyone nearby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClearlyNotAHobbit
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Hi I have a 89 560sec today my passenger side seat belt arm retractor rolled out and stopped. It never retracted back into the hole. After the car was shut off. I have checked fuses 8 and 15, they are fine. Driver side still works fine. Not sure what to do?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kev1215_6
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My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.

Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trace826621
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Under the map Glitch using a retractor

I have found this by accident using a retractor in high settings and has a pulse mod

Tried it on a boat and it is not working

Vid here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W5YEJMairc

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Can anyone ID this baldwin passage latch? It sits in a smaller than usual hole in the door, and has a failing retractor spring.(More info and pics in comments)
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Since the urethra is relatively slim, is the bulk of the penis only for reproductive purposes? If so, is it larger in order to pleasure the vaginal canal or in order to create enough friction with the vagina so that ejaculation occurs?

From an evolutionary perspective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewNameYoWhoDis
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There’s a new case of a rabbi sucking on a newborn’s penis and giving him herpes -- "it must be stopped. Religious freedom can’t be an excuse to get away with something that would never be tolerated outside the religious bubble" friendlyatheist.patheos.c…
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Scientists have grown a miniature brain in a dish with a spinal cord and muscles attached. The lentil-sized grey blob of human brain cells were seen to spontaneously send out tendril-like connections to link up with the spinal cord and muscle tissue. The muscles were then seen to visibly contract. theguardian.com/science/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_phet
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Remember when the FBI "investigated" claims of drunken sexual misconduct by Brett Kavanaugh? But then wrapped up almost immediately, and it seemed like bullshit? // Turns out there were even more corroborated reports of Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh exposing his penis, and the FBI ignored them. businessinsider.com/brett…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imagepoem
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ELI5: Whats the functional difference on a group of muscles between taking a muscle relaxer, stretching and working out?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisismynsfw91
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So I'm 30 and today was the first day of my life I ever saw my ab muscles. I'm so happy but didnt know who to share with so I figured y'all would understand. imgur.com/1VDEpCu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/THESALTEDPEANUT
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Has anyone had the experience of experiencing sudden new muscle twitches?

I'm a 25M with CP that affects all of my extremities. I've always had problems with some muscle twitches like many others with CP, but I've experienced much more severe twitches over the last few days. Both my left and right toes are twitching every few minutes along with strange areas such as my biceps, buttocks area and trapezius. Most are painless, but sometimes, I feel a shock like sensation at times as well. I've never had twitching like this before and I'm trying to figure out if's a non-CP related issue. (My doctors just assume it is without a second thought.)

For context, I suffered permanent nerve damage to both legs during a botched lengthening procedure in 2013. Doctors said I may experience discomfort if the damaged nerves start sending signals again, but I don't really know if the nerves would start coming back to life 8 years later.

Sorry if this is the wrong forum to post this. I'm new here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/park7911
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China calls on US to 'stop flexing muscles' in South China Sea: China claims nearly all of the disputed sea where it has built military installations on artificial islands. aljazeera.com/news/2019/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_inKuwait
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We need to support Karolina's eye socket by creating a kind of ground for the eyeball. We implant a titanium plate about 3x1.5cm. We will fit it in the eye socket and then it will be covered with tissues. This will free the muscles responsible for eye movement. At the moment they are gently trapped sport.se.pl/sporty-walki/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kichckcc
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Why Lifting Weights To Build Muscle is The Fountain of Youth exercisepostures.com/why-…
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Lab Grown Meat: Scientists grew rabbit and cow muscles cells on edible gelatin scaffolds that mimic the texture and consistency of meat, demonstrating that realistic meat products may eventually be produced without the need to raise and slaughter animals. news.harvard.edu/gazette/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MistWeaver80
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[19 M] One of the compartments in my leg has 70% dead muscle. What are my chances of a full recovery?

I’m 5’7”, weigh 60kg and am not on any medication at the moment.

Context: My left tibia was crushed underneath a car wheel. In hospital I got compartment syndrome and have been in hospital for 4 weeks now.

On Friday I had surgery to clean my wound in order to close it (the wound for my fasciotomy has been open for 3 weeks which is crazy to me) and they forgot to tell me about the 70% necrotic tissue im my muscle compartment.

How likely am I to walk, run and jump like before? I’ve seen people come back from much worse, but I don’t know the medicine behind any of it. Please be blunt if need be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grudg3_
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Top Minds have a breakdown over an ad of a woman eating a *chocolate* ice cream bar: "I don't know why people are pretending they don't know what this is. It's a white girl symbolically sucking a black penis. You're doing nothing good by blinding yourself to the truth right in front of your eyes."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorridgeCranium2
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Repotted my Bird of Paradise from this tiny pot! (thank you to my husband for providing the muscles)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadliftsR4chumps
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Maurizio Sarri on Cristiano Ronaldo sitting out of the game vs. Team K League: "Ronaldo was expected to play today, but he wasn't fit due to muscle fatigue. I spoke to [Juventus chairman] Andrea Agnelli and Ronaldo before the game and we concluded that it'd be best to rest him." twitter.com/realstevescor…
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[Lord of the Rings] Don't have any fingers, can the One Ring be worn on the penis?

Would I still turn invisible and go into the Wraithworld? Would Sauron care that his most valued possession is worn in such a fashion? Plus since the ring is said to adapt to the size of the finger, I don't think it'd be a problem no matter what state the penis is in, it'd always fit.

I mean, who's gonna check down there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SynOmega
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Gary Gergich from Parks and Recreation has a giant penis. We only know this because Dr. Harris tells the camera crew "that man has the largest penis I've ever seen." What kind of trouble would Dr. Harris get in for revealing that information?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolivar-shagnasty
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Want to test your party's alignment? Put the braindead muscle in charge of the shop.

This recently happened in a campaign I'm in, and I have never been so glad to not be part of a role playing encounter.

Some background: we had visited this high priced magic shop earlier in the campaign. It was run by a grumpy old man and his mountain of a nephew. It was pretty obvious to us that the nephew was not a bright bulb, and was the shop's muscle. Well, before we returned to this town it had been attacked and suffered heavy casualties.

Some of our party return to the shop to get information on what happened and hopefully restock. The characters were very surprised to see the nephew behind the counter, and the uncle nowhere in sight. Through role playing, the party finds out the old man 'hasn't woken up' and it's pretty clear to us, but not the nephew, that the guy is dead.

One rogue asks for the price again of a fancy magic item (OOC he forgot how much it was). The nephew is thinking very hard, and eventually holds up his hand. It costs 5.

"Five.... platinum...?" The player asked the DM and the DM shrugged. "It costs 5, that's what he knows." He pays 5 platinum (roughly 1/10th of the original price) and the nephew carefully counts the coins on his fingers.

The other rogue asks about another, clearly more valuable item. He asks the price, and after a moment of hard thinking, the nephew holds up both hands. It costs 10.

[My NG character isn't in the shop, thank God, because I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. "Offer him copper!" I tell the rogue's player]

The rogue's player isn't as mean as I am, and offers 10 gold. It takes the nephew a very long time to count the money, but he accepts the gold and seems happy about the sale. (roughly 1/100th of the cost)

As they're leaving the shop, one of the players asks the table OOC, "was that wrong?"

Still laughing, I tell him "well, you were kind enough not to beat the poor boy up while you robbed him."

All of our characters are good aligned.

TL; DR - test your party's "good" alignment by giving a shopkeeper a fresh tragic backstory and only a vague understanding of money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not2Nay
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IsItBullshit: Our brain keeps us from using 100% of our strength because we would rip our muscles off the bone and tear our tendons to shreds?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vashzero
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Tetsuya Naito's first longform interview as IWGP double champion. Goes into detail about how injured he's been over the last year, including muscle paralysis of his right eye. njpw1972.com/70435
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LawesDisorder
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Your penis is now a muscle, what changes?
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