Hi and welcome to the Resort du Rester! We have a special set of rules while you stay here, and in order for you to have a nice stay, you MUST follow these rules. If you don't, it might not be pleasant for you. Since we don't currently have any normal rooms available, you will have to stay in a suite room. It is a better experience to be in a higher level, as you are safer, I mean- you are more comfortable. . .
Anyway, here is our list of rules. Go straight to your room and don't comprehend our ruleset.
- The only safe time to roam inside the resort is in between 12:00 AM and 6:00 PM. You can be outside the resort after or before those times, but try not to go near the windows if you are outside, as not to alert them. We can't hElp you after those times.
- If you are in the resort but outside your room after or before these times, try and get to your room A.S.A.P. But be vigilant. They might not have eyes, but they still have ears. Be as quiet as possible. There is already enough work for uS.
- Don't intrude on anyone's privacy. Lots of oUR guests are very shy. If another guest happens to see you by their peephole, door or window, refer to rule A.
- Don't interact with any staff except for the receptionist, room service or the ManAgER. The other members of staff love their job, and even if they look like they're struggling, don't try to interact with them, especially the chefs, you wouldn't like to join them in the kitchen, would you? :)
- CoME JOIn US in thE INdooR pOOL at 1 AM :))))
- Never enter the back room. There is things someone like you would definitely not want to see. Once you enter the back room, you can't eSCApe.
- Our busboys are very energetic and love to engage in conversation! However, don't give them a tip, they might figure out they're trapped with cHAIns.
- we ArE friENDly :)
- If you happen to stumble across a robot of some kind, stop moving and try your best not to breath. He is very aware and you wouldn't want to become Oฬธออฬพฬอฬ ฬญฬปฬ อฬฬ ฬชNฬดอฬอฬฬฬฬผฬกฬฆฬฏอฬฌอEฬถฬอฬอ ฬฬออฬออ ฬถอฬฬฬปฬกOฬธฬฬออฬฬอฬอFฬถฬฬอ ฬอฬฬอฬฬฬฎฬฬงฬข ฬถออฬออฬฝฬ ฬคออฬฬปฬฬกฬฏTฬธฬฬอฬฬพฬฬฬอฬฬผฬคอฬฑฬจอออฬชอHฬทฬฬญฬฃEฬทฬออฬฬฬพฬ อฬฬผฬอฬฅฬฃฬออMฬธอฬออฬฅอฬชฬค.
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- If somebody knocks on your door past 6:00 PM, consider yourself exposed. All of the staff know you are at the resort and plan to stop you. We cannot help you if that happens.
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... keep reading on reddit โกWhile getting a tour of the building we told that there is a special breakfast and if we go we would get some shirts and some bottles of alcohol. Is this a timeshare thing or is it just a kind gesture.
I've been watching the special offers page on the official website, but they've only had deals for military members and annual passholders for a little while now. Does anyone know if there's a schedule of some sort that they use for resort deals? I wanna start making concrete plans soon but if I can save some money in the long run, that would be ideal.
The one time Iโm not obsessively checking this sub pest gets arrested and something reallly big goes down just my luck lmao anyway
That easter special was the Duggars usual brand of nauseating and holier than thou but on crack, and I saw a thread here that said this was because the Duggarโs were expecting something bad to happen. I canโt find the thread but it makes perfect sense, something about that episode was just different. What are peopleโs thoughts?
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Edit - glad Iโm not the only one! Now Iโm wondering, was it effective at all? It was a combination of pity full laughable and pathetic for me, but what about for the fundie and fundie lite audience?
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My niece is young, so to give her a break from all the walking we planned a couple days just at the resort. Was just wondering if there was anything extra going on during Covid?
Conrad hotels throughout the world typically have a stuffed toy or a rubber ducky they give out for guests, if they ask for one. Panda in Beijing, elephant in Thailand, ol' Benjamin Franklin in bear form in D.C. Anyone know if the new Vegas Conrad has a toy to collect?
