Reese (name) Puns

A list of puns related to "Reese (name)"

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

No it was with a knife.

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👤︎ u/Grandcanyon19
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Me: Did you hear Reese ‘whats-her-name’ stabbed somebody?

Kids: Witherspoon? Me: No, with a knife.

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👤︎ u/RoryK00
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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Did you hear that Reese what’s her name stabbed her husband?

Nope with a knife.

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👤︎ u/big_tko
📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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Me: Did you hear about that actress getting stabbed to death last night? What's her name, Reese something or other?

Wife: Witherspoon? Me: No, with a knife.

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👤︎ u/Gunzerks
📅︎ Apr 08 2017
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I heard that actress Reese what's-her-name got stabbed...

A gasping audience: Witherspoon?! Dad: No, it was with a knife

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👤︎ u/jamcan162
📅︎ Aug 24 2013
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Did you hear about that actress named Reese that got stabbed?

Man 2: Witherspoon?

Man 1: No; with a knife.

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👤︎ u/AntiNumbskull
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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If a man named Reese was cremated, his urn would be a Reese's cup.

And inside would be Reese's pieces.

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Has anyone ever actually seen Reese witherspoon?

Seems like a misleading name..

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👤︎ u/timmshady
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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My mom falls for this every time I come home

ME: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

ME: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

ME: No, it was with a knife...

My mom stares at me confused and then gets angry, while my dad grins from ear to ear, with a single tear of pride.

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👤︎ u/Jimothy_Riggins
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?

Joke teller: “it was Reese... ohh what was her name..Reese..”

Person: “Witherspoon?!”

Joke teller: “No I just told you it was with her fork!”

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👤︎ u/bayouraised
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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The tools of murder!

It was a dark and blustery Friday night. My wife and I were doubling with my sister and brother in-law at a delicious BBQ joint. Bro in-law (Jordan) asked us if we were up on the latest celebrity gossip.

Jordan - Did you hear about the actress who killed her husband?!

Us - what? No! Who?

Jordan - Ya! She stabbed him with a knife when he came home. I just can't remember who it was... What was her name?... Reese! Reese something...

Us - Wait! Witherspoon??!

Jordan - No! I just told you. With a knife!

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👤︎ u/austynross
📅︎ Apr 04 2015
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Got dadjoked by the bartender I work with..

"Did you hear about the blonde actress that got stabbed today? I think her name was Reese something.." "Witherspoon??" "No with a knife!"

Hilarity ensued.

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👤︎ u/wolfbrother22
📅︎ May 09 2014
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Friend dropped this on me yesterday

"Did you here about the actress that stabber her husband? Her name was Reese...something, can't remember" "Witherspoon?" "No, with her knife doofus".

I know it's old, but he got me with a dadjoke.

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👤︎ u/Dokturigs
📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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Dad-Joked playing basketball tonight

I go play Monday night's at a church league, and the whole event is organized by this guy Rob:

Rob: Hey, did you guys hear on the radio today about that celebrity who stabbed her husband?

Us: No, who was it?

Rob: Um, what was her name. Reese...

Us: Witherspoon?!

Rob: No, with her knife

Us: ....

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👤︎ u/Mr_Pizza_Puncher
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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A famous actress was stabbed last night.

-Her name was Reese, her surname escapes me though... *Witherspoon? -No, with a knife

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👤︎ u/ligzilla
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/Abhilegend
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/isthisgood12
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
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👤︎ u/KillingwithasmileXD
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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👤︎ u/Tanka007
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/PapaBear1718
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/Gabagaba62
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was listening to the radio...

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/Anon_777
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Got my friend with this one, she was not too happy...

Me: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

Friend: Seriously!? Who!?

Me: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

Friend: WITHERSPOON!!??

Me: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/QUACKASAUROS111
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/iaxeuanswerme
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05
📅︎ May 01 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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👤︎ u/roblter
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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Here it comes....

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/JNGamingYT
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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I remembered dad jokes were a thing. Here have one.

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/Xavier_potato
📅︎ May 28 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/thepattato
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Dad: I was just listening to the radio, a famous actress killed herself!

Mom: oh no! Who?

Dad: Um, I can remember! I think her name was Reese or something.

Mom: WHITHERSPOON?

Dad: No, it was with a knife.

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👤︎ u/funnychicka
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Actress just killed herself

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/Dadjokeshq
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/markrulez
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...

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👤︎ u/virulentt_music
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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An actress just killed herself...

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife

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👤︎ u/thirdeyebro
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why did i do this

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife..

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👤︎ u/Pecketz
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Mom is dad

Mom: Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband? Me: Realy? Who? Mom: I can't remember her name, it was Reese something... Me: Witherspoon? Mom: No, with her knife

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👤︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
📅︎ May 25 2018
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