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11551. The Effective Deposition Techniques and Strategies that Work: (NITA), 5th Edition: Hoffman

11552. The Psychology of Juries, 1st Edition: Margaret Bull Kovera

11553. Textbook of Aging Skin, 2010th Edition: Miranda A. Farage & Kenneth W. Miller & Howard I. Maibach

11554. An Insider's Guide to Winning Government Contracts: Real-World Strategies, Lessons, and Recommendations, 2nd Edition: Joshua Frank

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11556. French Short Stories for Beginners: Improve Your reading And Listening Skills: Frederic Bibard & Charlotte Chae

11557. Security Strategy: From Requirements to Reality, 1st Edition: Bill Stackpole

11558. Qualitative Interviewing: The Art of Hearing Data, 3rd Edition: Herbert J. Rubin & Irene S. Rubin

11559. Law Enforcement Interpersonal Communication and Conflict Management: The IMPACT Model, 1st Edition: Brian Douglas Fitch

11560. Jury Trials Outside In: Leveraging Psychology From Discovery to Decision (NITA): Melissa M. Gomez

11561. Discrete Mathematics with Applications, 4th Edition: Susanna S. Epp

11562. Examples & Explanations for Conflict of Laws, 4th Edition: Michael H. Hoffheimer

11563. Applied Econometrics, 3rd Edition: Dimitrios Asteriou & S. G. Hall

11564. 100 French Short Stories for Beginners Learn French with Stories: Christian Stahl

11565. 10,000 Depositions Later: The Premier Litigation Guide for Superior Deposition Practice, 3rd Edition: Jim Garrity

11566. The Knowledge Manager's Handbook: A Step-by-Step Guide to Embedding Effective Knowledge Management in your Organization, 2nd Edition: Nick Milton & Patrick Lambe

11567. McGraw-Hill Education Geometry Review and Workbook, 1st Edition: Carolyn Wheater

11568. High School Geometry Unlocked: Your Key to Mastering Geometry: The Princeton Review

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Thought I'd take some time this weekend to update a post I've submitted periodically that encompasses details that have appeared in Company related information which includes: AIAD's Company website, PR's and disclosures that I have come across over the last 19 months as part of my due diligence concerning AIAD. My intent is to assist potential and current investors in making the evaluation process easier on whether or not to take a position or add to one's current holdings.

Back in August of 2017 Cloudcommerce, (now known as AIAdvertising), made a couple acquisitions which led to the establishment of a new subsidiary named Data Propria which was launched on February 1st 2018. The key component related to the acquisitions back in 2017, and the eventual development of the new subsidiary, was the employment of four former Cambridge Analytica staffers.

Quotes from the Cambridge Analytica Website:

"Communication has changed. Blanket advertising no longer provides viable ROI for every campaign. Big data revolutionized the way organizations identify and locate their best prospects. But data alone isn't enough. Cambridge Analytica is building a future where every individual can have a truly personal relationship with their favorite brands and causes by showing organizations not just where people are, but what they really care about and what drives their behavior."

"At Cambridge Analytica we use data modeling and psychographic profiling (Behavioral Science) to grow audiences, identify key influencers, and connect with people in ways that move them to action. Our unique data sets and unparalleled modeling techniques help organizations across America build better relationships with their target audience across all media platforms."

Sound familiar? (Below is a link publicizing the launching of "SWARM"--what we know now as their Artificial Intelligence Driven proprietary SaaS (Software-as-a-service) Platform) which is powered by machine learning and artificial intelligence (AI). The unified platform allows marketers to leverage machine learning and AI technology to develop, manage, and implement digital advertising campaigns more effectively. Services of the platform include: the automation of persona development, the ability to dynamically render and predict creative assets, automating look-a-like audience curation, omni-channel activation, and real-time performance management.

[https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cloudcommerce-announces-sw

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Hi all!

Ive been going through my book shelves and added some more for trade:

http://imgur.com/a/mzRMVNX https://imgur.com/a/0GhwY8E

My list of what I'm looking for: (also open to other books if you have a list or link)

• lullaby, haunted  chuck palahniuk

• The wool trilogy Hugh Howey

• The man in the high castle philip k dick

• The fever Megan abbot

• Anthem ayn rand

• Slaughterhouse five Kurt vonnegut

• Brave new world aldous Huxley

• Margaret Atwood

• The pull of the stars Emma donoghue

• What Alice forgot lianna Moriarty

• The paper palace Miranda cowley heller

• Perfume Patrick suskind

• A little life hanya yanagihara

• Rebecca Daphne du maurier

• The midnight library matt Haig

• The push ashley Audrain

• The corrections jonathan Franzen

• Untamed Glennon Doyle

• Come as you are Emily nagoski

• The stranger albert camus

• The ocean at the end of the lane Neil gaiman

• Circe Madeline Miller

• Foundation Isaac asimov

• Into the forest Jean hegland

• Falling tj  newman

• Our little lies Sue Watson

• Whered you go Bernadette Maria semple

• A good neighborhood therese Anne fowler

• The turn of the key Ruth ware

• Fahrenheit 451 ray Bradbury

• Wild Cheryl strayed

• Life after life Kate atkinson

• Mrs dalloway Virginia woolf

• Infinite jest David wallace foster

• Lost girls Robert Kolker

• Dear life Alice Munro

• The Goldfinch Donna tartt

• Mr Mercedes Stephen King

• Where they found her Kimberly mccreight

• The lowland jhumpa lajiri

• Starion eleven Emily st john Mendel

• Let's pretend this never hsppeneded Jenny Lawso

• A house in the sky Amanda Lindhaut

• The lowland jhumpa lahiri

• The alienist Caleb Carr

• Stiff Mary roach

• Eleanor Oliphant is completely fine Gail honeyman

• I'm thinking of ending things iian reid

• The grownup Gillian Flynn

• Normal people sally rooney

• Reasons to stay alive matt haig

• Nine perfect strangers liane Moriarty

• The silent patient Alex michaelides

• Educated tara Westover

• Looking for Alaska john green

• The 7 1/2 deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle Stuart turton

• An American marriage tayari Jones

• My dark Vanessa Kate Elizabeth russel

• The fiery cross Diana gabaldon

• The world that we knew Alice Hoffman

• The library book Susan Orlean

• The invisible life of addie larue v e schwab

• The seven husband's of Evelyn Hugo Taylor Jenkins reid

• The guest list Lucy Foley

• A good marriage Kimberl

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

They were cooked in Greece.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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• Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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• You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
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Please find the list below

5582. Geosystems Core, 1st Edition: Robert W. Christopherson &, Stephen F. Cunha & Charles E. Thomsen

5583. Business Essentials, 8th Canadian Edition: Ronald J. Ebert &, Ricky W. Griffin &, Frederick A. Starke

5584. CompTIA Security+ Get Certified Get Ahead: SY0-501 Study Guide, 4th Edition: Darril Gibson

5585. Mathematics for Physics: An Illustrated Handbook, 1st Edition: Adam Marsh

5586. Principles of Chemistry: A Molecular Approach, 3rd Edition: Nivaldo J. Tro

5587. The Only Options Trading Book You’ll Ever Need: Russell Allen Stultz

5588. Concepts of Genetics, 3rd Edition: Robert Brooker

5589. Financial Accounting Theory, 7th Edition: William R. Scott

5590. Particle Image Velocimetry: A Practical Guide, 3rd Edition: Markus Raffel &, Christian E. Willert &, Fulvio Scarano &, Christian J. Kähler & Steve T. Wereley

5591. DeVita, Hellman, and Rosenberg's Cancer: Principles & Practice of Oncology, 11th Edition: Vincent T. DeVita &, Steven A. Rosenberg & Theodore S. Lawrence

5592. Machine Elements in Mechanical Design, 6th Edition: Robert L. Mott &, Edward M. Vavrek & Jyhwen Wang

5593. Molecular Cell Biology, 8th Edition: Harvey Lodish,& Arnold Berk,& Chris A. Kaiser,& Monty Krieger, & Anthony Bretscher, & Hidde Ploegh, & Angelika Amon,

5594. Managing Operations Across the Supply Chain, 3rd Edition: Morgan Swink &, Steven Melnyk &, M. Bixby Cooper &, Janet L. Hartley

5595. Foundations of Nursing Research, 7th Edition: Rose Marie Nieswiadomy &, Catherine Bailey

5596. Expert Oracle Application Express, 2nd Edition: Doug Gault &, Dimitri Gielis & Martin DSouza &, Roel Hartman &, Raj Mattamal

5597. Introduction to Econometrics, Update global 3rd Edition: James H. Stock & Mark W. Watson

5598. Industrial Microbiology: An Introduction, 1st Edition: Michael J. Waites &, Neil L. Morgan &, John S. Rockey &, Gary Higton

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Amy

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

A play on words.

• If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
• Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
• Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
• You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
• Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

9801. Davis's Drug Guide for Nurses, 15th Edition: April Hazard Vallerand & Cynthia A Sanoski & Judith Hopfer Deglin

9802. Pediatric Dentistry: Infancy through Adolescence, 6th Edition: Arthur Nowak & John R. Christensen & Tad R. Mabry & Janice Alisa Townsend & Martha H. Wells

9803. Macroeconomics: Principles, Applications, and Tools, 8th Edition: Arthur O'Sullivan & Steven Sheffrin & Stephen Perez

9804. Crafting & Executing Strategy: The Quest for Competitive Advantage: Concepts and Cases, 20th Edition: Arthur Thompson & Margaret Peteraf & John Gamble & A. Strickland

9805. Kozier & Erb's Fundamentals of Nursing, 10th Edition: Audrey T. Berman & Shirlee Snyder & Geralyn Frandsen

9806. Pickard's Guide to Minimally Invasive Operative Dentistry, 10th Edition: Avit Banerjee & Timothy F. Watson

9807. Retail Management, Global Edition, 13th Edition: Joel R. Evans & Patrali M. Chatterjee & Barry R. Berman

9808. The Pancreas: An Integrated Textbook of Basic Science, Medicine, and Surgery, 3rd Edition: Hans G. Beger & Andrew L. Warshaw & Ralph H. Hruban & Markus W. Buchler & Markus M. Lerch & John P. Neoptolemos & Tooru Shimosegawa & David C. Whitcomb

9809. Principles of Accounting, 12th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson

9810. Principles of Accounting, 11th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson

9811. Genetics Essentials: Concepts and Connections, 3rd Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce

9812. Genetics: A Conceptual Approach, 6th Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce

9813. We the People, Essentials 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir

9814. We the People, Core 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir

9815. Renewable Energy: Physics, Engineering, Environmental Impacts, Economic

For trade https://imgur.com/a/pHdfCKn

My list of what I'm looking for: i'm also open to other books if you have a list or link.

• Annihilation  Jeff VanderMeer

• lullaby, haunted  chuck palahniuk

• The wool trilogy Hugh Howey

• The man in the high castle philip k dick

• The fever Megan abbot

• Anthem ayn rand

• Slaughterhouse five Kurt vonnegut

• Brave new world aldous Huxley

• Margaret Atwood

• The pull of the stars Emma donoghue

• What Alice forgot lianna Moriarty

• The paper palace Miranda cowley heller

• Perfume Patrick suskind

• A little life hanya yanagihara

• Rebecca Daphne du maurier

• The midnight library matt Haig

• The push ashley Audrain

• The corrections jonathan Franzen

• Untamed Glennon Doyle

• Come as you are Emily nagoski

• The stranger albert camus

• The ocean at the end of the lane Neil gaiman

• Circe Madeline Miller

• Foundation Isaac asimov

• Into the forest Jean hegland

• Falling tj  newman

• Our little lies Sue Watson

• The institute Stephen King

• Whered you go Bernadette Maria semple

• A good neighborhood therese Anne fowler

• The turn of the key Ruth ware

• Fahrenheit 451 ray Bradbury

• Wild Cheryl strayed

• Life after life Kate atkinson

• Mrs dalloway Virginia woolf

• Infinite jest David wallace foster

• Lost girls Robert Kolker

• Dear life Alice Munro

• The Goldfinch Donna tartt

• We were liars e lockhart

• Mr Mercedes Stephen King

• Where they found her Kimberly mccreight

• The lowland jhumpa lajiri

• Starion eleven Emily st john Mendel

• Let's pretend this never hsppeneded Jenny Lawso

• A house in the sky Amanda Lindhaut

• The lowland jhumpa lahiri

• The alienist Caleb Carr

• Stiff Mary roach

• Eleanor Oliphant is completely fine Gail honeyman

• I'm thinking of ending things iian reid

• The grownup Gillian Flynn

• Normal people sally rooney

• Reasons to stay alive matt haig

• Nine perfect strangers liane Moriarty

• The silent patient Alex michaelides

• Educated tara Westover

• Looking for Alaska john green

• The 7 1/2 deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle Stuart turton

• An American marriage tayari Jones

• My dark Vanessa Kate Elizabeth russel

• The fiery cross Diana gabaldon

• The world that we knew Alice Hoffman

• The library book Susan Orlean

• The invisible life of addie larue v e schwab

• The seven husband's of Evelyn Hugo Taylor Jenkins reid

• The guest list Lucy Foley

• A good marriage Kimberly mccreight

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