I never realized how big a city Rio de Janeiro is ...
There's over 6 million brazillion people there.
I bought coconut shampoo the other day, but when I got home I realized…
I don’t even own a coconut.
A man walked into his home and realizes all of his lamps were stolen….
I looked at my bank account and realized I could live comfortably for the rest of my life
I love 90’s rock; I was listening to some Pearl Jam and realized
that it doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.
Went to the mall today & I came to a realization
My fear of moving stairs is escalating
I was sitting on the toilet when I realized that the time had changed from 11:59 to 12:00.
It was the same crap, just a different day.
I accidentally said 'I will doing this' instead of 'I was doing this'...though later I realized I was...
Inanimate objects may feel emotions like in this case but us humans are possibly too oblivious to realize it.
Just realized my 10-year-old jacket is reversible.
A proctologist wanted to sign some papers at the end of a long day of taking people's temperature when he realized...
Some dirty bum stole his pen.
Sudden realization about the X-men:
When Gambit fights, he throws hands.
I didn’t realize the Cat in the Hat worked for Farmer’s insurance.
But then I found out he knows a Thing or two because he’s seen a Thing or two.
I just realized that my calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
I made a joke and took me a second to realize.
5yo daughter, "I want a doughnut"
Me, "I doughnut want to"
Hahahahah
It took me awhile to realize that Dim Sum Service
just means really good service.
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
What does a mom say to her kids when she realizes she is actually a man?
Now kids, I just want to be transparent with you...
How did they realize the town baker robbed the Barnes and Noble?
There was a donut hole in his story.
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall.
Just realized I'm only attracted to lost boys
I think I might be Peter Pansexual
Why did the idea kill the vampire?
It dawned on him.
(my first original joke!)
Halfway through my Organic Chemistry class, I realized there’s no way I’ll pass.
I’m in alkynes of trouble.
Just realized why no one likes my presents.
They always get a bad wrap.
Why did the sculptor realize creating a self-portrait bust was a bad idea?
Because he got a head of himself.
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
What do lawyers wear to court?
I'm getting fat.
It's starting to weigh on me.
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
I used to believe the brain was the best organ in the body.
Then I realized; look who’s telling me that.
Has anyone realize “The IRS”
When I was younger, I thought working with fractions is easier.
Later I realized decimals have a point.
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"
it's about the spectators' reaction...
I explained to my son, "You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one."
"That's the Domino effect!"
What’s the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
The people from Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but the people from Abu Dhabi do
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.
What’s the color of death?
We always thought my sisters dog Belle was an idiot, until we realized
Shes won the "No-Belle" prize
While walking around the kitchen today, I realized that we sprung a leak.
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
A man walks into his home to realize that all his lamps were stolen
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