What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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︎ Oct 28 2020
My pet Ray fish died.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I told my wife that our neighbour had died. βWho, Ray?β she said.
I didnβt think her cheering was appropriate.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Blue Ray quality.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Whatβs at the center of a manta ray?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Her: No boo, I meant who and said your name. Ray: Why are you booing me?
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︎ May 03 2020
My name is ray
And if you all could stop tracing me that be great.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.
I think it was extra to restore eels
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︎ May 01 2020
My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...
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︎ May 04 2020
Iβm ready to bring my injectable coronavirus cleansers and gamma-ray beds to market
This is going to make a killing
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Ray Tracing
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?
He wanted better soul support
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Ray: "I just learned our neighbor died."
Karen: "Who, Ray?"
Ray: "I don't think it's appropriate to cheer right now."
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.
I wonder what she saw in him
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Did you know that dogs canβt read x-rayβs and MRIβs?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I recently started dating an x-ray technician whoβs way out of my league.
I still donβt know what she sees in me.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
A doctor was looking at a patient's X-rays.
Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.
Patient: What is it, doctor?
Doctor: Skeletons.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
My dog canβt do an x-ray,
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Itβs so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs canβt control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Dogs can't read X-Rays amd MMR
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︎ Jul 10 2019
With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?"
Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"
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︎ Mar 03 2018
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?
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︎ Aug 29 2018
In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...
I wonder what she saw in me to this day...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Ultraviolet Ray....
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︎ Feb 15 2017
What does Stingβs doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?
βHmm, thatβs intra-stingβ
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︎ Jan 28 2019
My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!
I told her to break a leg.
^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)
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︎ Aug 12 2018
Billy Ray Cyborg, Domo Arigato Mr Roboto...
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
What do you call dental X-rays?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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︎ May 23 2020
Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Whatβs the core of a Manta Ray?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.
I just find them disc-inserting.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
More Dogs canβt read an X-ray or MRI.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
What do you call dental x-rays ?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Dogs canβt read an X-ray or an MRI.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
What do you call dental x-rays?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
You can't lie when getting an x-ray
They see right through you
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