What do dentists call their x-rays?

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

He's married.

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Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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My pet Ray fish died.

He is X Ray now.

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What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis?

Endless Love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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I told my wife that our neighbour had died. β€˜Who, Ray?’ she said.

I didn’t think her cheering was appropriate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liamjculshaw
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Blue Ray quality.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFriman
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Never lie to an X-ray technician

they can see right through you

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What’s at the center of a manta ray?

The manticore

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Her: No boo, I meant who and said your name. Ray: Why are you booing me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
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My name is ray

And if you all could stop tracing me that be great.

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A suspicious looking spacecraft landed on Earth to bring back to life ray-finned fish. But one spacecraft wasn't sufficient, so more arrived.

I think it was extra to restore eels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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My friend said he broke his tibia. Upon examining his X-rays, I can tell he lied...

It was a fibula.

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I’m ready to bring my injectable coronavirus cleansers and gamma-ray beds to market

This is going to make a killing

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Ray Tracing
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Why did Ray Charles buy custom shoes?

He wanted better soul support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Science_Geek_101
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Ray: "I just learned our neighbor died."

Karen: "Who, Ray?"

Ray: "I don't think it's appropriate to cheer right now."

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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
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My mom was a radiologist. She met my dad when he came in one day for an x-ray.

I wonder what she saw in him

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Did you know that dogs can’t read x-ray’s and MRI’s?

But catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
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I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.

I still don’t know what she sees in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nox1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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A doctor was looking at a patient's X-rays.

Doctor: This is exactly what I was afraid of.

Patient: What is it, doctor?

Doctor: Skeletons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arayakim
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Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead

But she could see right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
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My dog can’t do an x-ray,

but my cats-can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neonoic
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It’s so unethical for a dog to be a doctor. Dogs can’t control machines like x-rays. But catscan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostboy6807
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Dogs can't read X-Rays amd MMR

but catscan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?"

Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
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In college I dated an X-ray tech who I met after a short hospital stay...

I wonder what she saw in me to this day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Ultraviolet Ray....
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What does Sting’s doctor say when he looks at his x-rays?

β€œHmm, that’s intra-sting”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegodawfultruth
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My SO sprained her ankle last night. After a few hours waiting in the emergency room we were sent to the radiology for an X-Ray!

I told her to break a leg.

^(I just had to share this. For what it was worth, I made her smile, like an upset "I don't want to laugh at this moment, but I can't help it" kind of smile, and that's what counts. Luckily there were no fractured bones.)

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Billy Ray Cyborg, Domo Arigato Mr Roboto...
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Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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What do you call dental X-rays?

Tooth pics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

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Why do dentists call them "Dental x-rays" when they could just call them...

...Tooth pics

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What’s the core of a Manta Ray?

The Manticore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
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I have an irrational fear of Blu-ray players.

I just find them disc-inserting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
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More Dogs can’t read an X-ray or MRI.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
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What do you call dental x-rays ?

Tooth pics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VadimKu
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Dogs can’t read an X-ray or an MRI.

But catscan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagerhero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call dental x-rays?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamj91
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You can't lie when getting an x-ray

They see right through you

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