A list of puns related to "Rated G"
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
Because they're g-rated.
Because pepper would make them sneeze!
She's six. She's awesome.
EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.
They even had a shift differential!
After my first couple weeks I received a case of hotdogs along with my paycheck. I thought nothing of it, but then it happened again next payday, and honestly the paycheck felt a little short.
I approached my boss and asked him what the deal was.
He said "your paycheck? Yeah that's just your day rates."
"And the hot dogs?" I asked
"Nitrates"
Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...
It was rated R
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
They saw the rating- only one star.
Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.
Because they are Ο-rates.
Itβll be full of pi-rates.
high density cities have higher growth rates than can keep up with changing land use needs
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Itβs βrated aarrrβ
I would rate it 10/10
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR
found one that was rated cad-average.
She replied, β lol ok.β
Then I told her, βan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...β
She asked, β Are we going to these places?β
I said, β No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.β
it belonged to Ο rates
I canβt believe the currant exchange rate
1.bI refused to believe my dad was fired as a road worker for theft
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Apparently, I wasn't putting enough shifts.
You should've seen the look on their face when I drove pasta.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
"Btw I have to say I'm very disappointed to see only a few new faces this week."
Their menu was titled βThe Pie Rates of Pennβs Auntsβ.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I heard itβs rated Arghhhhhhhhhh.
β...learned it from an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website that I canβt remember the name of.β
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Its just really axilla rating.
Play-toe.
.
...or was it Sock-rates?
A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25
These are the pie rates of the carribean
Those are Pi Rates
...cause it only has a three star rating!
Just to find out it doesn't rate your vibes?
They have a high rate of return
Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45
Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75
Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34
Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Because itβs filled with Ο-rates.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
The Pie-rates of the Caribbean
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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