A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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I was taught to never use the Oxford comma

by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.

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You know why my jokes are so cheesy?

Because they're g-rated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
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So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanphi
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I once had a 2nd shift job, 3pm-11pm.

They even had a shift differential!

After my first couple weeks I received a case of hotdogs along with my paycheck. I thought nothing of it, but then it happened again next payday, and honestly the paycheck felt a little short.

I approached my boss and asked him what the deal was.

He said "your paycheck? Yeah that's just your day rates."

"And the hot dogs?" I asked

"Nitrates"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ServiceB4Self
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USPS Questions

Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolt470
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Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
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Why haven’t aliens visited us yet?

They saw the rating- only one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SZT2
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Breaking News: Cornwall has been placed in Tier 4 lockdown.

Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.

Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
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Why is their ship called 3.14?

Because they are Ο€-rates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winguin_rtl
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I have a ship named 3.14

It’ll be full of pi-rates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Why are cemeteries always so full?

high density cities have higher growth rates than can keep up with changing land use needs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear about the pirate movie?

It’s β€œrated aarrr”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewZabar
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Today is a perfect day

I would rate it 10/10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtgurley
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Always verify the price of your pie.

You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?

They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnifeLegend19
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i was reading Yelp reviews of local mortuaries

found one that was rated cad-average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
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Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica

She replied, β€œ lol ok.”

Then I told her, β€œan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”

She asked, β€œ Are we going to these places?”

I said, β€œ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datsm1015
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in the 1700’s there was a ship called 3.14

it belonged to Ο€ rates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepcow
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I just swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas

I can’t believe the currant exchange rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
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I just wanted to leave a few dad jokes if that's okay with all dads in this subreddit....

1.bI refused to believe my dad was fired as a road worker for theft

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

  1. Yesterday, I was fired from a keyboard factory

Apparently, I wasn't putting enough shifts.

  1. My friends bet me $50 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on their face when I drove pasta.

  1. The price of a slice of an apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in Bahamas

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

  1. "Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group", a man said.

"Btw I have to say I'm very disappointed to see only a few new faces this week."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Penn’s mom had three sisters who owned a pie shop...

Their menu was titled β€œThe Pie Rates of Penn’s Aunts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruwotm8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Have you heard of this new pirate movie?

I heard it’s rated Arghhhhhhhhhh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joey_gazelle
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Wife: β€œDid you just make up that joke?” Me: β€œNo, I....”

β€œ...learned it from an American social news aggregation, web content rating, and discussion website that I can’t remember the name of.”

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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I don’t know why, but there’s something exciting about evaluating women’s armpits...

Its just really axilla rating.

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Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?

Play-toe.

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...or was it Sock-rates?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Pie

A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25

These are the pie rates of the carribean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
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3.14% of sailors.....

Those are Pi Rates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BulletB1LL
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Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...

...cause it only has a three star rating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
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Ever buy a vibrator

Just to find out it doesn't rate your vibes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udforreal
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Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?

They have a high rate of return

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmt23
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Important information

Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45

Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75

Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34

Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
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A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_In-corg-nito
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
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Why is that ship called 3.14?

Because it’s filled with Ο€-rates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spu356
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A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $2.00, a slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.50...

The Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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