The Chronic Puns

A list of puns related to "The Chronic"

I'm heartbroken. The Wife broke up with me because of my chronic gambling issues.

.. Desperate to win her back.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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👤︎ u/Linkjmaur
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Did you know that cats are the most likely animal to suffer from chronic pain? Apparently they've been telling us all along.

"Me ow"

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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The hottest nightclub in town.

As a chronic dad-joker, I'm always on the lookout for opportunities.

Today, while getting groceries, I saw a cheerful fellow chatting it up with two women.

In passing, I commented on the group's clear enjoyment of each other's company, when he suddenly declared, "I just found out these two ladies run the hottest nightclub in town!"

I raised my eyebrows and said, "Really? Maybe they should...install some air conditioning."

I saw myself out. (Of the shopping aisle. Immediately.)

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👤︎ u/JustinJamm
📅︎ Feb 17 2014
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Just got my boss after work

So as I'm leaving work just now two of my bosses were talking to each other, and one was complaining about how his watch broke. The other goes, oh well it's right 2 times a day. Then my the one with the broken watch goes, eh well at least it's a good time and reveals it to be stuck at 4:20. Then I say, "Looks like your watch has a chronic problem" hahaha

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👤︎ u/1way2way3way4way
📅︎ Sep 11 2014
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