Disturbed over children’s unemployment, man sets himself on fire at CM Khattar’s rally. Rajesh Kumar has been taken to Rohtak’s Post Graduate Institute of Medical Sciences. His condition is critical. indianexpress.com/article…
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In Bollywood, everyone's related! | TOI 2009

Is Aishwarya Rai Bachchan related to Mithun Chakravorty? Did you know Mithun shared a connection with the Kapoors through his wife Yogeeta Bali... as do the Bachchans? Not to mention that Yogeeta's ex-husband Kishore Kumar's sister was Kajol's grandmother! Connect the dots!

The Kapoors, of course, are related to directors Manmohan Desai and Ramesh Sippy. And, while Hrithik is related to his wife's brother Zayed Khan and first cousin Fardeen Khan, the links stretch to sweep Tabu into the family too.

While Sanjay Dutt's sister Namrata is married to Kumar Gaurav, Rajendra Kumar's son, he also shares a rumoured 'illegitimate' connection with the first family of India, the Gandhis!

Kajol, besides being Nutan's niece, also has 1950s actress Nalini Jaywant as an aunt, shares film historian Dinesh Raheja. He adds, "As for Kareena Kapoor, her mother Babita's cousin was Sadhana the heartthrob of the 60s. It was Babita's father who introduced Sadhana to Bollywood."

Raheja reveals that director Kalpana Lajmi's mother was Guru Dutt's sister. Lajmi isn't sure of a family connection with Deepika Padukone, but suggests it's possible, as Guru Dutt's original surname was Padukone. "The Padukones belong to a small community of Saraswat Brahmins forced to migrate from Kashmir," she says.

Welcome to Bollywood, where everyone's related! Author and critic Anupama Chopra says, "Yes, it's not even six degrees of separation. Did you know that Mahesh Bhatt is related to Dharmesh Darshan?" Bhatt confirms, "Dharmesh is my sister's son. Emraan (Hashmi) and Mohit Suri are also my nephews."

Author Madhu Jain says, "Tinnu Anand is also distantly related to Raj Kapoor, while Ramanand Sagar is related to Vidhu Vinod Chopra." Anupama Chopra, married to Vidhu Vinod affirms, "Yes, they are half-brothers. Their father married Vinod's mother after Ramanand's mother expired."

Here are some more filmi connections!

HRITHIK, FARDEEN... AND TABU TOO!

Hrithik is related to Fardeen and Zayed. But, did you know there is... rather, was a family link to Tabu , whose sister Farah married and later divorced Dara Singh's son. The strongman's brother Randhawa is married to Mallika, sister of yesteryear actress Mumtaz, Fardeen's mother in law. Mallika's son Shaad made his debut in Woh Lamhe. Tabu is also famously Shabana Azmi's niece. Azmi is married to Javed Akhtar, whose ex-wife is Honey Irani, choreographer Farah Khan's aunt. Javed and Honey's children are directors Farhan and Zoya Akhtar.

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Celebrities Billed, Actual, and Peak Heights that may surprise you

Here is a list of Bollywood Celebrities whose actual height mostly is shorter than billed height. You can also notice that some actors that around almost 40s, 50s, and 60s would appear shorter because they lost some height and have peak heights.

Peak Heights:

Actors

Mithun Chakraborty= 5'10, 6 ft peak

Amitabh Bachchan= 6'0.5, 6'2 peak (6'1.25 average) [billed 6'3]

Kabir Bedi= 6'2, 6'3 peak (6'2.75 average) [billed 6'3.5]

Jackie Shroff= 5'10.5, 6 ft peak (5'11.25 average) [billed 6'1.5]

Anupam Kher= 5'8, 5'9 peak (5'8.5 average) [billed 5'11]

Mukesh Rishi= 6'2, 6'3 peak (6'2.5 average) [billed 6'3.5]

Anil Kapoor= 5'8.5, 5'9 peak (5'8.75 average) [billed 5'11]

Govinda= 5'6.5, 5'7 peak (5'6.75 average) [billed 5'8]

Sanjay Dutt= 5'10.5, 5'11.5 peak (5'11 average) [billed 6'2.5]

Sunil Shetty= 5'9.5, 5'10 peak (5'9.75 average) [billed 5'11.5]

Milind Gunaji= 6'2, 6'2.5 peak (6'2.25 average) [billed 6'3]

Arman Kohli= 6'1, 6'2 peak (6'1.5 average) [billed 6'3]

Murli Sharma= 6'1.5, 6'2 peak (6'1.75 average)Β  [He is almost 60s, so losing height is very possible]

Kk Menon= 5'11, 5'11.5 peak (5'11.25 average) [billed 6'2] {same range as John Abraham}

Aditya Pancholi= 6'2, 6'3 peak (6'2.5 average) [billed 6'3.25]

Ronit Roy= 5'9, 5'10 peak (5'9.5 average)

Shahrukh Khan= 5'6.75, 5'7.25 peak (5'7 average) [billed 5'8]

Salman Khan= 5'6.75, 5'7.25 peak (5'7 average) [billed 5'8.5]

Rajesh Khattar= 5'8, 5'9 peak (5'8.5 average) [billed 5'11.5]

Bobby Deol= 5'10.5, 5'11 peak (5'10.75 average) [billed 6'1]

Ajay Devgan= 5'9.5, 5'10.5 peak (5'10 average) [billed 5'11]

Rahul Bose= 5'6, 5'7 peak (5'6.5 average)

Akshay Kumar= 5'10.25, 5'11.25 peak (5'10.75 average) [billed 6'1]. {Appears to be shorter than 5'10 Matthew McConoughey. It is appearent he lost of heights due to stunt injuries. He is almost at mid 50's, and losing height is not very new.}

Rahul Dev= 5'11, 6 ft peak (5'11.5 average)

Rohit Roy= 5'10, 5'11 peak (5'10.5 average)

R Madhavan= 5'9.5, 5'10.5 peak (5'10 average)

Saif Ali Khan= 5'7.25, 5'7.75 peak (5'7.5 average) [billed 5'9] {He used to billed 5'9 a decade ago, but Wikipedia changed his height to 5'7.75. I say nowadays he is only solid 5'7 as he seems to be shorter than 5'7.5 Varun Dhawan. He used to be almost 5'8 in his prime.}

Jimmy Shergill= 5'8, 5'9 peak (5'8.5 average)

Ranvir Shorey= 5'9.5, 5'11 peak (5'10.25 average) [billed 6 ft] {I doubt Ranvir Shorey is even nowhere near

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Ishaan Khatter’s finances

This might seem like a cheap question, but I don’t mean for it to be in that sort of a context. I do wonder what his financial standing is. Since he has done only two films so far - of which one is an indie film that didn’t fare too well and the other, while being as mainstream, how much could he have possibly been paid right? As it is most actors make more money from avenues besides the actual film payments. His PR comes off mild but doesn’t hesitate to promote him and Janhvi and then him and Ananya β€” the antics are there. So he’s not been that sellable, he has only one endorsement I’ve seen and that’s Spotify. Neither of his parents are prominent actors as such, so he clearly doesn’t come from as much money either. But he went to Jamnabai and did IB, and that could’ve cost quite a bit. Does Shahid support him? Although from Ishaan’s quarantine interviews and Instagram posts he lives in an extremely modest home. It was nice and refreshing to see. I still am surprised he moves in elite circles. I can believe he is an indie darling and has pull to get by Majidi and Mira Nair because he actually is already a terrific actor with great film sensibility. But how did he get KJo to sign him for a Dharma film, let alone an anticipated big film with legend Sridevi’s daughter! He’s not the quintessential nepo to KJo, I mean he’s not flashy, rich or a case of close network like it may be with Ananya Pandey and Shanaya Kapoor. He definitely didn’t have much of a name either. Shahid Kapoor is also a recluse himself, he’s friends with KJo and has known him a long time, but they’re definitely not close at all. Shahid himself has rarely done Dharma films and has way too many flops to his name, but is talented and also a preference of many serious directors. KJo is not his scene. How do Ishaan Khatter’s networks and finances work!

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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For Gotham
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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Naan-negotiable
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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Knowledgeable man
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That’s Michelle
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