The other day I was driving home...

And my cellphone chimed in "Turn left in 160 meters..." despite the fact that that I was on the quickest route home...

I couldn't help myself, I raged against the GPS machine and screamed "Fuck you I won't turn where you tell me!"

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📅︎ May 15 2021
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A Resistance Band

Mom: I want to start working out with a resistance band.

Dad: A resistance band? Is that like Rage Against the Machine?

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📅︎ Dec 27 2014
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