Watching the Crimson Horror, I couldn't help thinking that it must be incredibly difficult for Diane to play a psycho-mother role opposite her own, real life, daughter. But she did and did it well. Rachael's portrayal as a blind woman was equally convincing and I'd love to know what she did to prep for the part.
Young Living is an essential oils brand that is sold via multi-level marketing, which is the barely legal cousin of pyramid schemes. MLMs and cults have a lot of features in common, such as magnetic and strange founders. Young Living is no exception, founded by the veritable quack Donald Gary Young, who despite multiple criminal charges and lawsuits was able to continue operating Young Living until his death. Young Living continues to operate even today.
Donald Gary Young
To truly understand the insidiousness of the Young Living multi-level marketing scheme selling essential oils and other “wellness” products, first we have to dig into the history of its founder, Donald Gary Young. He was born in 1949 into a Mormon household in Idaho. After graduating, in 1967, he briefly worked for the US Forest Service and then moved to Canada with the intention of homesteading in British Columbia. This is when Young had his moment that supposedly converted him to alternative healing and inspired him to found a variety of unsanctioned wellness centers, and eventually Young Living. By Young's account, at the age of 24, he suffered a near-fatal logging accident. He claims to have gotten meningitis, 16 crushed vertebrae, 11 ruptured disks, 19 broken bones, and a herniated spinal cord. There is no documentation of this injury ever having taken place. According to Young's wife, he tried to kill himself three times while recovering from the supposed accident. I have some heavy skepticism about this mainly because Young claimed that he was initially "paralyzed for life" but saved by an essential oil cure. That’s about as believable as prayer healing, but Young’s story about essential oils was a powerful selling and recruiting tool.
Donald Gary Young has a long list of supposed degrees and accolades which have been either debunked or found fraudulent. Throughout his career, Gary Young has asserted that he is a “lifelong student. ”On his personal website, it states that “Between 1982 and 1985, Gary attended Bernadean University and earned a doctorate in naturopathy.” So Gary Young attended university for three years, right? Wrong! Bernadean, is nothing but a mail-order diploma mill that was never approved or accredited to offer any courses or degrees and was eventually exposed as a fraud by the Nevada Supreme Court. Even after the “university” was closed, Gary Young continued to publicize his “degree” on the Young Living website and in his self-funded publications. Gary
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
FT: Glasgow City 3-0 Spartans
Competition: SWPL Cup, semi-final
Date: Sunday 14th November, 12:00 PM (GMT) kick-off
Venue: Forthbank Stadium, Stirling
How to Watch: Scottish Women’s Football - Official YouTube channel
#LINEUPS
Glasgow City starting 11: Alexander, Lauder, Walsh, Fulton (Kats 89’), Clark, Davidson, Filipa, Farrelly, Colvill (Fulutudilu 80’), Molin, Chinchilla
Spartans starting 11: Harrison, Mason, Clelland, McMahon, Ryan, Douglas, Marshall, Reynolds (Reilly 84’), Gibb, McQuillan, McAfferty
#MATCH EVENTS
0’; …and we’re underway!
HT: Still level at the break!
60’; GOAL FOR GLASGOW CITY! Priscila Chinchilla opens the scoring for City as she slots the ball past Harrison!
62’; GOAL FOR GLASGOW CITY!!!!! The lead is doubled immediately! Dodds and Molin link up and Molin's cross is slid home by Lauder! CITY 2-0 SPA
84’; Red card, Mason sees her second yellow of the game and Spartans are down to 10
90+1’; GOAL FOR GLASGOW CITY!!!!! Priscila Chinchilla with an acrobatic finish to make it three! Great work down the right by Dodds before Chinchilla finds the bottom corner! CITY 3-0 SPA
FT; City are heading to Firhill in 3 weeks time for the SWPL Cup Final!
Second Half: Celtic 1-1 Hibernian
Competition: SWPL Cup, semi-final
Date: Sunday 14th November, 16:30 PM (GMT) kick-off
Venue: Forthbank Stadium, Stirling
How to Watch: Scottish Women’s Football - Official YouTube channel
#LINEUPS
Celtic starting 11: Johnstone, Craig, Clark, Hayes, Donaldson, Chance, Toland, Bartle, Jacynta, Wellings, Larisey
Hibernian starting 11: English, Muir, Eddie, Adams, McGregor, Cavanagh, Gallacher, Notley, Murray, Coyle, Boyle
#MATCH EVENTS
0’; ...and we’re underway... again!
12’; WHAT. A. HIT! Rachael Boyle with an absolute rocket into the top left corner! Celtic 0-1 Hibernian
HT; Hibs lead at the break
45'; JAZZZZZZZZZ! Jacynta sends it low beyond English and Celtic are level within the first minute!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
