A friend asked me if I knew the name of Don Quixote's donkey.
I shrugged and said "Donkey Hotay?" (Donkeyuixote?)
I learned that Don Quixote tried to fight some windmills in the book. Who would be crazy enough to fight a windmill?
Come on, the windmills will always wind
"Save those jokes for the baby, honey..."
My wife and I are sitting at the dinner table, talking about our soon-to-be-born baby. She is telling me how much the baby is kicking. I said "The baby is kicking like a donkey - or is it a mule?" My wife agrees.
I say (completely straight-faced) "What is a mule's favorite novel?" My wife is stumped. "Donkey-jote."
She sits there for a couple of seconds, and says "Do me a favor: just save all those kinds of jokes for when the baby is born..."
