What does Earth get on Earth day ?

A birthday quake !

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👤︎ u/kshawshank
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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If The Rock walked in on someone having a baby during San Andreas movie

He would've said, "so you're having a birth-quake?"

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👤︎ u/aaron1312
📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.

Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"

Dad: "The earth is quaking".

Mum: "Sigh".

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📅︎ Apr 26 2015
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