What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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Not a Joke I need help guys (there really isn't a punchline)
I need dad jokes involving sagely advice. Going to be playing D&D as a Cleric that quotes (or misquotes) the beliefs of his followers. I would normally ask the D&D group, but let's be honest:
I need help from the pros.
From any area codes
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︎ Feb 03 2022
Why canβt you understand two horses talking to each other?
Because theyβre using horse-code.
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︎ Jan 22 2022
When I was younger I would always apologize to my dad for the littlest things.
He told me to stop speaking in remorse code.
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︎ Feb 06 2022
If people are non-binary
That means we are made of code.
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How did Vikings send secret messages to each other?
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︎ Oct 25 2021
How did Vikings communicate centuries ago?
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How to you send an apology by telegraph?
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︎ Dec 10 2021
What do you call a second hand Morse code?
Remorse code
I'll see myself out!
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What's the best way to learn how to make ketchup?
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Whatβs the difference between you and your AI girlfriend?
One is codependent, and the other is code-dependent
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︎ Nov 08 2021
A tree walks into a bar just after fall...
Doorman: Sir we have a dress code here. Please leave.
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︎ Sep 09 2021
How do regretful spies covertly communicate?
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︎ Sep 25 2021
I went to dinner with a couple of Vikings and they kept tapping on the table and laughing. I finally asked what was so funny and they said:
βYou wouldnβt get it, itβs Norse codeβ
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Why did the computer nerd OD?
Did to many lines of code
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︎ Jul 09 2021
How do you know how much a sheep costs?
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Here's a maths one for you
There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary code, and those who don't
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BF: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: IβM SORRY]
GF: What's that?
BF: Remorse code.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Did you hear about the genderless robot with a quantum computer for a brain?
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i guess you could say they run on non-binary code
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︎ Aug 05 2021
How do cowboys sent secret messages?
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︎ May 20 2021
How do depressed people talk to each other?
They use the Morose Code.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
A robber breaks into a bank
When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing
βI c-canβt believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthdayβ
Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.
Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.
Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, βHOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!β
To which the thief replies, βYou let your guard downβ
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How do you communicate with horses?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
How was Marvin the Paranoid Android programmed?
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︎ May 20 2021
I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Do you know the musician who enrolled in a programming course?
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
The Turings
Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.
But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
This guy told me he was a programming a computer.
I knew it had to be a code for something.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
My ex- rapper friend decided to stop his gardening business because he was really careless with his tools.
He has hoes in different area codes.
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How do you program genderless robots?
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What goes "clopclopclop-clop-clop-clop-clopclopclop?"
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How did Viking sailors communicate?
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What do you call telling someone your sad in dots and dashes?
Morose code
Shout out to u/thelifesponge for inspiration on this one!
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My wife said she'd leave me if I ever changed the wi-fi password.
We have a code dependent relationship.
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How did Vikings communicate secretly?
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes
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What's an apology written in dots and dashes?
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
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How do ponies communicate with each other?
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How do Vikings talk to each other?
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How did Vikings send secret messages?
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I wrote an apology in morse code
I call it the remorse code
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How do Vikings send messages ?
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