What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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Not a Joke I need help guys (there really isn't a punchline)

I need dad jokes involving sagely advice. Going to be playing D&D as a Cleric that quotes (or misquotes) the beliefs of his followers. I would normally ask the D&D group, but let's be honest:

I need help from the pros.

From any area codes

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Why canβ€˜t you understand two horses talking to each other?

Because they’re using horse-code.

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When I was younger I would always apologize to my dad for the littlest things.

He told me to stop speaking in remorse code.

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If people are non-binary

That means we are made of code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Pie_1054
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How did Vikings send secret messages to each other?

Threw Norse Code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArezDracul
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How did Vikings communicate centuries ago?

They used Norse code!

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How to you send an apology by telegraph?

By using remorse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chacham2
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What do you call a second hand Morse code?

Remorse code

I'll see myself out!

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What's the best way to learn how to make ketchup?

Look at the sauce code.

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What’s the difference between you and your AI girlfriend?

One is codependent, and the other is code-dependent

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A tree walks into a bar just after fall...

Doorman: Sir we have a dress code here. Please leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
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How do regretful spies covertly communicate?

Remorse code.

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I went to dinner with a couple of Vikings and they kept tapping on the table and laughing. I finally asked what was so funny and they said:

β€œYou wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”

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Why did the computer nerd OD?

Did to many lines of code

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How do you know how much a sheep costs?

Scan the baaa code!

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Here's a maths one for you

There are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary code, and those who don't

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BF: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

GF: What's that?

BF: Remorse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neospygil
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Did you hear about the genderless robot with a quantum computer for a brain?

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i guess you could say they run on non-binary code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hememes
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How do cowboys sent secret messages?

Horse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
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How do depressed people talk to each other?

They use the Morose Code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indeliblewords
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A robber breaks into a bank

When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing

β€œI c-can’t believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthday”

Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.

Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.

Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, β€œHOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!”

To which the thief replies, β€œYou let your guard down”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNewMadMan
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How do you communicate with horses?

Horse code

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How was Marvin the Paranoid Android programmed?

With Morose Code.

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I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...

I call it Norse Code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
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Do you know the musician who enrolled in a programming course?

He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.

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The Turings

Everybody knows Alan Turing who cracked the enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kay, who provided all his snacks, sandwiches and drinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
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This guy told me he was a programming a computer.

I knew it had to be a code for something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IzzetAGoblin
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My ex- rapper friend decided to stop his gardening business because he was really careless with his tools.

He has hoes in different area codes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How do you program genderless robots?

with nonbinary code

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What goes "clopclopclop-clop-clop-clop-clopclopclop?"

Horse code.

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How did Viking sailors communicate?

Using Norse Code

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What do you call telling someone your sad in dots and dashes?

Morose code

Shout out to u/thelifesponge for inspiration on this one!

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My wife said she'd leave me if I ever changed the wi-fi password.

We have a code dependent relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
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How did Vikings communicate secretly?

They used Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes

a Re-Morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_hendawiest
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What's an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code.

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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelifesponge
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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?

Remorse Code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelticGaelic
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?

By using Norse code

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How do ponies communicate with each other?

Horse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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How do Vikings talk to each other?

Using Norse code

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
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I wrote an apology in morse code

I call it the remorse code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
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How do Vikings send messages ?

With Norse Code!

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