I need to make a project for school. I've decided to make mine about why some men get madder than some women, or vice versa.

It'll be called "The Gender Rage Gap"

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Back in Taiwan, I had a pair science project to make a miniature biplane. His last name was the same as mine.

And in the end, two Wongs made a Wright.

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I earned a verbal grunt from my professor for this one.

My professor and I were emailing about the final project I had recently submitted when I decided to take the time to thank her for being so helpful. Professors that make classes easier to understand and add a little humor to their lectures deserve all the praise in the world, and mine was no exception to that. This was also my first class that wasn't a general education course, starting me on an MIS degree.

I emailed her saying something along the lines of,

"Thanks for being so helpful throughout the semester, this was my first MIS class and you really gave me the confidence I needed in knowing I was doing it right."

I followed with "Thanks for making this class so interesting, I will be transferring to (insert new college here) to continue earning my MIS degree. I think it's safe to say you influenced my decision to a certain degree. Hah! Certain degree, get it?"

She called me over after next lecture to tell me how bad my pun was while groaning and chuckling. No regrets.

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Dad hit me with this one the other day...

Me: so for my project my teacher says I need to have an appendix. Dad: ouch your appendix! Sounds painful. Here have mine. pretends to rip appendix out and hold it out to me I'm not using it anyway.

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Joking around with my cousin who's in school as an art major in college, got her good.

She me a picture of herself with black charcoal all over her hands and face from working on one of her projects.

Her: Art school life is rough.

Me: What class, coal mining?

Her: Yeah.

Me: So you're an art major coal minor?

Her: (rolls eyes and tries not laugh)

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