I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my backseat

I guess I was the pile driver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What’s another name for a pro angler?

A master baiter

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…

You'll get quacks in the pavement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?

He called it the Pile Driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I used to be a pro at washing my hands.

But now I'm all washed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Gotta start early if I wanna be a pro dad someday

Sometimes I fumble when switching between chords on a guitar, but it’s just A Minor inconvenience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotDsdguy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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A cheesy pun about new Mac Pro
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.

You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cozykinkajou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Why should you never date a tennis pro?

Because love means nothing to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdiesnbritts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What are the Pros and Cons of having a Switch?

A Pro controller and Joy Cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why didn't the pro shop manager require another golfer to the trio looking for a tee time?

He didn't want to foursome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutbagger18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Apple just announced a $999 Mac Pro Stand!

Just a little extra and it could be a grand stand!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aswarin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I know a few dentists who are pros.

You could say they are experteeths.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U4gotmycheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I've been thinking about the pros and cons of becoming a pirate.

On the one hand, I like stealing treasure, but on the other hand, I don't want to have to wear a hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikiloIX
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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A woman announces to the golf pro she was stung by a bee. "Where?", asked the golf pro. "Between the first and second hole," she reports.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/srtak23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What is a tennis pro's favorite chocolate?

Federo Roger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditraph2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I'm a pro at geometry

Guess you could call me a hexpert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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After the pro boxer retired, he became a successful exorcist.

He could beat the hell out of anyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubbachukk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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If I was a journalist, I'd ask a lot of pro bing questions.

Like "Isn't Google the worst search engine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowingMyselfOut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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What do you call it when a pro basketballer has no kids to inherit his wealth?

An Heir-ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eotzuofug
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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My father in law is a pro

My father in law hurt his foot last week. We asked him if it has healed yet.

"Oh, it is 'healed', but it is not well, yet"

The groans in the room were deafening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevbob02
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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I'm going to become a pro gluten rapper

My MC name will be B-Ready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FjordExplorer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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After a deranged fan castrated several Tennessee pro footballers with a knife..

..a whole team of surgeons was needed to re-member the Titans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockmixer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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Not sure how many Pro Wrestling fans on here but, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is a pro dad joker.

One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethIdol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Logged onto Twitter this morning to see pro wrestling legend Paul Heyman dropping a solid dad joke.

https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/477471573062844417

"Hey, how do you feel?"

"...With my hands"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smark_Henry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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