Our prime suspect is brassica rapa pekinensis
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👤︎ u/fawaffle
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Police recently apprehended prime suspects.

One was released on a technicality, but two and three are still in custody.

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👤︎ u/sprelish
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be seen as equal to 9. When 9 was removed, 6 had a very negative feeling. Some were considered prime suspects in 9’s death. 2, 3, 5, and 7. 6 knew it had to be 7. His involvement with 9 added up two well. 6 snuck into 7’s house. He looked up from the floorboards, and found himself under 7. An admittedly inappropriate position for him, but 6 saw the proof he wanted: 9’s body, half devoured. 7 was a cannibal... 7 8 9. 6 has spent the remainder of his days terrified of 7, worried that someday 7 will learn what 6 knows... And promptly solve his problem.

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👤︎ u/AlJo27
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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I think my Ex is using my Amazon Prime Account..

I can't really accuse her, but she is the prime suspect.

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📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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Police think they've found who still my Amazon parcel

They've identified the Prime suspect

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📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.

2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.

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