Son: "I only crashed once!"
Me: "Most pilots only get one crash..."
Son: "Yeah, fair point."
The flight instructor asks the rookie:"Have you ever flown solo?"
The rookie responds:"No, usually I fly higher than this."
Cruise control
He puts thrust into his feet
The coach asks him βcan you pitch?β, the pilot replies βyawβ.
He was hiding in plane sight
There was netherland norway.
She got a tarmac-tic brain injury.
Iβve always been ready for a-rrival.
At the hangar.....
I hear there's plenty of room for upward mobility.
I hope it lands well.
He's above all that
Heinz-sight is 20/20
Luftwaffles!
Though, I forgot to ask about his cosine.
Me, to my wife: The guy is lying. Thereβs no way there are 15,000 people on this plane.
Because they are too plaine
The penguin asks, "Can you tell us how you got your start?"
"Well," explains the hawk, "I used to work for an aerial photography outfit, Hawk Air."
"And that's how you got into piloting?"
"No, then I got a degree in philosophy."
"Philosophy!" exclaims the penguin. "How do you get from philosophy to piloting?"
"It's quite simple, really," nods the hawk sagely. "My professor told me what to do with my life. Post Hawk Air, go Copter Hawk."
It flew over our heads.
They canβt land anything.
Plane chocolate
Top Gun Inspired Riddle/Joke
Answer: >!He passed with flying colors. π π!<
Because they don't want to be called "flying seamen".
Theyβre filming the pilot now.
We pilots prefer to take our air plain
Boarding school.
I'm really good at landing jokes
I do it on the fly.
He say I have air in my head
We are currently filming the pilot
No, it was Emmanuel.
Tor is for men and trix is for women. It's why a male pilot is an aviator and a female pilot is an aviatrix. Also respectively a gladiator and gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women and trix are for kids.
Although his passengers all died screaming in the fiery crash.
What? Your uncle is a billionaire? No, he wants to be a billionaire too
In da-skies
I took a crash course.
