Co Pilot Puns

A list of puns related to "Co Pilot"

Just had my first day on the job as a co-pilot of the Millenium falcon...

It went well but I made some Wookiee mistakes.

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👤︎ u/cozykush44
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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I was really scared when I started as a pilot. I looked down nervously and said: "What are all these buttons for?"

The co-pilot said: "They keep your shirt closed."

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👤︎ u/megamouth2
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Star wars joke

Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.

Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.

Kid: no I'm not!

Me: R2!?!!

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👤︎ u/boter2099
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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A CoPilot’s First Day on the Job

Pilot: so why did you want to become a pilot?

CoPilot: to conquer my greatest fear.

Pilot: flying?

CoPilot: dying alone.

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👤︎ u/TDubsForever
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Manager at my job got my Co worker

Manager was writing a list on his arm. Like on his skin

My Co worker asked him "do you want a piece of paper?"

Manager simply says "no thanks I've got my palm pilot".

My coworker didn't laugh but simply gave a blank look.

I meanwhile was overcome with laughter and glee.

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👤︎ u/Kuya_Gshock
📅︎ Aug 05 2015
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(First day as pilot.)

Me: (looking down nervously) "What are these buttons for?

Co pilot: "They keep your shirt closed."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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First day as a pilot....

Me: (Looking down nervously ) "What are these buttons for?"

Co Pilot: "They keep your shirt closed "

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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