A pig without 3.14 is 9.8

So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G) Hmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayusht620
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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If a baby cow is called a calf what is a baby pig called?

A hamstring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AugustBurnsWill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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"Arkham" is not only a prison. It's also what Noah made out of the pigs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinFootspace
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.

It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What is a pig that does karate called

Pork chop

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I volunteer at a shelter and this guinea pig's name is Piggy Smalls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why is a pigs tail like getting up at 3 o’clock in the morning? ...

β€˜Cos its twirly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What is a pigs favourite medecine

An oinkment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/williamd002
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I think this pig rock is stoned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocket4me
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Peppa Pig is good at making bread

She's good at bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What is heavier than one pig?

Two pigs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaffra
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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What is the pig's favourite karate move?

Porkchop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellybubjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig

Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it illegal for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"

The judge replies: "yes, of course it's illegal."

Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"

The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."

Mr then goes to Mrs Rosenfeld and says: "Hi Mrs Rosenfeld".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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If we think something is ridiculous we like to say "I'll believe it when pigs fly"

But we all know swine flu

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What is it called when a loud horse and a male pig sitting on a car?

A neighborhood .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imoWiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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How is a pig's tail like 4:00 in the morning?

It's twirly!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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Why is waking up at 3AM like a pigs tail?

It's Tw'early

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albatraous
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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Swine Flu is the closest we've gotten to flying pigs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_pee_in_the_sink
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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How can you tell a pig is good at cards?

You can see it on his Porker Face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vickshow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2017
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This pig is bushed. imgur.com/gallery/xjOFLjO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morris_Less
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"

Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeismicAltop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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Why is a pig's tail like getting up at 4 a.m.?

It's twirly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrrhios
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Why is getting up @ 4am like a pig's tail?

Because it's twirly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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