A pig without 3.14 is 9.8
So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G) Hmm
If a baby cow is called a calf what is a baby pig called?
A hamstring.
"Arkham" is not only a prison. It's also what Noah made out of the pigs.
I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.
It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.
What is a pig that does karate called
Pork chop
I volunteer at a shelter and this guinea pig's name is Piggy Smalls.
Why is a pigs tail like getting up at 3 o’clock in the morning? ...
‘Cos its twirly.
Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig
Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it illegal for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"
The judge replies: "yes, of course it's illegal."
Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"
The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."
Mr then goes to Mrs Rosenfeld and says: "Hi Mrs Rosenfeld".
If we think something is ridiculous we like to say "I'll believe it when pigs fly"
But we all know swine flu
What is it called when a loud horse and a male pig sitting on a car?
A neighborhood .
How is a pig's tail like 4:00 in the morning?
It's twirly!
Why is waking up at 3AM like a pigs tail?
It's Tw'early
Swine Flu is the closest we've gotten to flying pigs
How can you tell a pig is good at cards?
You can see it on his Porker Face.
This pig is bushed. imgur.com/gallery/xjOFLjO
"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"
Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.
Why is getting up @ 4am like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly.
Why is a pig's tail like getting up at 4 a.m.?
It's twirly.
