Physics of Fluids Puns

Says he can stop anytime!

He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”

She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….

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I sent her this

Can he stop any time he wants?

All javelins to me

I can stop any time.

But it's okay because I can stop whenever I want

Oops!

Because it's Asin(of θ)

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

That was the punchline

It turns out she's black-toast-intilerant.

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

Then I can go ahead and be a physician.

handshakes

Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.

But Patrick is the star.

The Doctor said "don't eat anything fatty".

I said "you mean avoid burgers and bacon, that sort of thing?"

He said "no Fatty, don't eat anything".

He said no.

Poetry.

A barberqueue

Curiosity killed the cat :(

I know he means well.

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But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

She said, "Airplane? What is it?"

"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."

A physics textbook book walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender looks up and says, “Sure pal, it looks like you have a lot of problems.”

Wait, I forgot watt was it.

But I can stop anytime.

Wouldn't Say Addicted, I can stop anytime I want to!

But I can stop anytime.

He said, “Sorry. No time.”

He said, “Sorry. No Time.”