Jordan Peele just won an Oscar?
Key and Peele....
... are two things you can do to damage lemons.
I almost put this in /r/showerthoughts, but they don't allow puns.
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
The banana peel forgot what it was doing on the floor.
Must’ve slipped its mind.
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied
"Because they have a peel".
Why did the banana forget to take out the garbage?
My friend walked upstairs, stepped on a banana peel, and fell on his bed
How many birds can use their huge beak to peel fruit?
My coworker asked me to judge their tan...
I gave it a tan out of tan.
What type of shoes do bananas wear?
I knew what apple juice tasted like before I even tried it.
I had in-cider information.
Think this guy is gonna....peel out?
I keep telling my wife to stop buying peeling masks
I caught my son rubbing banana peels all over him. At first, I was worried. Then I realized it.
He was going to be all ripe.
Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
I don’t really like rotten bananas...
They’re not very a-peeling.
My arborist friend was helping a tree that was peeling
But it turns out he was barking up the wrong tree
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
*while peeling a banana* One skin, Two skin, Three skin.........
My girlfriend asked me if I was peeling sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner.
What do you call a shoe made of a banana?
Why did the banana always stare at his reflection?
Because he thought he was very apPEELing
What do you call a pair of banana peels on the floor?
ROFL with peels of laughter
Do you like potatoes?
Because I find them very a-peeling.
Two bananas married without realising they were from the same tree.
They really split over it. It was a really slippery ordeal and peeled them apart.
This guy will probably peel out when he leafs today
Hey kids, do you know why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad! Hahaha!!
When will you know if a banana is sick?
When its not peeling well... (cringe moment)
Why should you be a banana for Halloween?
Because you know your costume has a-peel!
Someone at work eats a bannana with the peel.
I just don't find it that a-peeling.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it wasn’t peeling well
Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?
Me: "Son, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your grandma slipped and fell on a banana peel. She's pretty banged up"
She got a banana Nana boo boo.
Why should you never tell banana jokes?
I'm a relatively new dad. My 2 year old daughter was eating a banana in the car. From the back seat, she started to hand me sections of the banana peel when I blurted this out:
"Don't do that, you'll hurt his peelings!"
Today my wife caught me redhanded in the kitchen
Why are Bananas so Popular?
Because they have a Peel for Everyone!
Why did the banana go to the doctor's.
It wasn't peeling to well.
Why did the banana go too the doctor
He wasn't PEELING very well
Why did the banana got to the doctor?
He wasn’t peeling well....
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