How do you organise a party in the solar system?

You planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/satishpr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
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How do you start a party with the solar system?

You plan-it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltygreenmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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Pluto has asked not to plan the solar system party this year

It just doesn’t like to planet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzagri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2021
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A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.

I just have to planet first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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A woman at a party mentioned that she just got her doctorate in studying Roman underfloor heating systems.

I asked her "Wow, that's sounds really interesting, did you have to do a normal course for that, or was it some sort of intense Hypercourse?"

I was pretty happy that my horde of useless trivia finally came in handy. And she was happy that my eyes didn't glaze over when she talked about Roman tessellated floors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GershBinglander
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Which term defines the lack of urge to vote for any political party or candidate in an election?

Electile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Yard3330
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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What do you call a fear of giants?

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...

So I called her Bluff...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Bβ™­ found dead

Bβ™­ was found dead after the C Major party. The massive amount of drugs in its system led the coroner to list it as an accidental overdose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaderMcTater
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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How does the solar system throw a party?

They planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchdearth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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