Party Pooper Puns

...but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

She was a real party pooper

I was a party pooper.

Daughter: the dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt.

Me: that's because he's a party pooper!

Edit: I can't believe somebody gave me gold for this.

Edit 2: Seriously guys. Quit giving me gold. The joke really wasn't that good.

Edit 3: yes, I have a bunch of kids named Edit.

Because I'm not a party pooper.

It's for the party poopers.

Because he was a party pooper.

I told them "you better not be party poopers tomorrow"!

A party pooper.

Later he turned out to be a party pooper.

Because someone always turns out to be a party pooper

My girlfriend and I are hosting a party when I suddenly start suffering from stomach pain and diarrhea. Feeling crappy, I decide to lay down. My girlfriend comes into the bedroom to see how I'm doing. Looking sad, I tell her I'm sorry for being a party pooper.

I went home for my little sister's birthday tonight. Exams + student, I bought her a bag of 50 party poppers. Me and my Dad popped some to scare her, and my other sister came into the room asking why she wasn't given any party poppers. Dad replies "That's because you're a party pooper". Godammit, Dad!

Being poor, starving, university students, I said "Why would you waste perfectly good toilet paper?" to which she replies "C'mon dude, don't be a party pooper."

groaning intensifies

Me: "That's because he's a party pooper!"

A party pooper