I hate to be a party pooper...

...but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.

I was a party pooper.

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📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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I did it! I told a dad joke that my wife AND preteen daughter laughed at!

Daughter: the dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt.

Me: that's because he's a party pooper!

Edit: I can't believe somebody gave me gold for this.

Edit 2: Seriously guys. Quit giving me gold. The joke really wasn't that good.

Edit 3: yes, I have a bunch of kids named Edit.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Friend asked why I never used the public restrooms

Because I'm not a party pooper.

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👤︎ u/terkoon
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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We bought extra toilet paper for the party.

It's for the party poopers.

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📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party?

Because he was a party pooper.

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👤︎ u/DrumSpace
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Wife and son had the stomach virus just the day before his first birthday party

I told them "you better not be party poopers tomorrow"!

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👤︎ u/Rpknives
📅︎ Feb 07 2016
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What do you call someone who has diarrhea at a wedding reception?

A party pooper.

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👤︎ u/Shum_Dit
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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My idiot friend ate a bunch of confetti on a dare.

Later he turned out to be a party pooper.

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📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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Why did you buy so much toilet paper for your party?

Because someone always turns out to be a party pooper

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👤︎ u/Snip3rCat
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Making light of an unfortunate New Years Eve situation.

My girlfriend and I are hosting a party when I suddenly start suffering from stomach pain and diarrhea. Feeling crappy, I decide to lay down. My girlfriend comes into the bedroom to see how I'm doing. Looking sad, I tell her I'm sorry for being a party pooper.

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📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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Party Poppers

I went home for my little sister's birthday tonight. Exams + student, I bought her a bag of 50 party poppers. Me and my Dad popped some to scare her, and my other sister came into the room asking why she wasn't given any party poppers. Dad replies "That's because you're a party pooper". Godammit, Dad!

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👤︎ u/Bloodjedi
📅︎ Oct 21 2013
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My girlfriend got invited to TP someone's house by a friend.

Being poor, starving, university students, I said "Why would you waste perfectly good toilet paper?" to which she replies "C'mon dude, don't be a party pooper."

groaning intensifies

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📅︎ Mar 04 2014
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(12 year old) Daughter: "The dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt."

Me: "That's because he's a party pooper!"

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👤︎ u/sexxc
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call someone with confetti stuck to their butt?

A party pooper

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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