What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name
Why did Winnie the Pooh take a dump in the elevator?
He wanted to take his shit to the next level.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?
So he can pooh bear
Why did Winnie the Pooh’s house fail electrical inspection?
Too many bear wires.
How does Winnie the Pooh eat his honey?
With his bear hands
Why did Winnie the Pooh quit his job writing obituaries?
He didn't like being the bear of bad news.
Which of Winnie The Poohs friends was actually a thief?
Christopher ROBBIN
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
Show me the honey!
How does Winnie the Pooh's donkey friend paddle his boat?
Eeyores it.
The Pooh Corner. imgur.com/vbaUEZk
What happened when Winnie the Pooh grew older?
He hit pooh-berty...
How many lumps of sugar does Winnie the Pooh like?
Half-a-lump.
I have these Winnie-The-Pooh socks...
but they're getting a little thread-bear!
What kind of perfume does Winnie the Pooh wear?
d'Eeyore
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name
What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
Same middle name.
What have Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun got in common?
The same middle name.
What does Alexander the Great have in common with Winnie the Pooh?
They have the same middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?.....
Same middle name.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
How does winnie the pooh eat honey?
With his bear hands
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They have the same middle name.
