My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
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How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?

Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doerofthings42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Did you hear about Dolly Parton’s new weight loss coffee?

It’s called Joe Lean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I hear Ms. Parton became a Buddhist teacher...

She's a Dolly lama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.

It comes in two very large dosey-doses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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So I was listening to old Dolly Parton albums and this happened
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExWaifuPillow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Did you hear that Dolly Parton married an artist who doesnt like things blocking doorways, and insists anything that does, should be sold?

I forget his name. I think it was Sellthedoor Dolly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Dolly Parton has just bought Harris Teeters and Piggly Wiggly, and is merging the two.

She will be renaming it to β€œBig Wiggly Teeters”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeeter-gunz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Dolly Parton just bought 3 companies: Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.

She's going to consolidate them into one company called "Big Wiggly Teeters."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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What type of sandwich does Dolly Parton eat while she's on a diet?

Sloppy Joe Lean

Credit to my fiancΓ© for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfeatsbaby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2017
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Jolene is never gonna take her man. She's too punny. i.reddituploads.com/b64e1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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What do you call a doll that is leaving the other dolls?

Dolly parton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesyninja132
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar. Now get in the car. We're late.

Also, instead of saying "yes" or "no", my dad would say "Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?" and "Does a snake have armpits?"

If I was standing in between him and the nearest Bruins game, I'd hear: "Hey Kleeb, you're a better door than a window, even though you're a pain."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleeb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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I was going to yardsales today with my dad when he hit me with this....

We are having a Dolly Parton day......it's a big bust.

Thank you Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IRISistable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Dolly Partin's new Store

My dad loves to tell this joke

Dad: "So did you hear Dolly Parton bought out Piggly Wiggly, Big Lots and Harry Teeters to open her own chain?

Me: "Really?"

Dad: "Yeah! She's calling it 'Big Wiggly Teeters'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesnearn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean

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